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ADVICE TO CALIFORNIA: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!
Tales of Pornography jimmyd _writes "

I guess Iíve underestimated Larry Flynt and the LFP/Borg. In the past, Iíve written a bunch of stuff about them trying to assimilate the jizz biz. What I didnít know (and who wouldíve known?) was that Larry and the Borg want to assimilate the entire State of California!

And now Iím concerned it wonít end there. Iím distressed thinking that resistance might be more futile than I ever dreamed it could be! Iím afraid that Larry and the Borg want to assimilate the whole fucking world!

This is from the Associate Press:

Friday, August 01, 2003

LOS ANGELES - Porn king Larry Flynt wants to rule California.

(jimmyD sez: Thatís a fucking understatement.)

The Hustler magazine publisher has filed initial paperwork to run in the gubernatorial recall election and says he may spend a large amount of his own money if people take his candidacy seriously.

(jimmyD sez: Larry and the Borg have plenty of fucking money, thatís for sure.)

The registered Democrat, civil libertarian and free speech advocate said he'd solve California's budget woes by expanding slot machine gambling. His holdings include several casinos.

(jimmyD sez: Just like a true pornographer: Larry ainít doiní nothiní if there ainít something in it for Larry.)

"California is the most progressive state in the union," said Flynt, 61. "I don't think anyone here will have a problem with a smut peddler as governor."

(jimmyD sez: Au contraire, Mr. Flynt-- Iíd fucking mind! Iíve been working with smut peddlers for about a decade-- the government's corrupt enough already without letting any big-time pornographers in; no offense, bro.)

Flynt had not yet paid the $3,500 filing fee by Thursday afternoon, according to the California Secretary of State Web site.

(jimmyD sez: Just like a porn king: Heís gonna see if he can string the state out for 90 to 180 days before paying his bill.)

More than 250 people statewide have taken the very first step of filing the paperwork with county registrars, according to the site. Other quirky candidates include several men named Gray Davis and Angelyne, the blonde, buxom artist made famous by her depiction on numerous Hollywood billboards.

To get on the Oct. 7 ballot, declared candidates also need at least 65 signatures from voters registered in their party.

jimmyD sez: I used to know Angelyne before she was the ďbuxom artist made famous by her depiction on numerous Hollywood billboards.Ē She was an actress friend of my ex-wifeís and used to come over to the house. I always wanted to fuck her. But that was before she became ridiculous looking.

Back to Larryís bid for power-- The scariest thing about Larry going into politics is that if he succeeds, Kris Kramsky might actually become some kind of ambassador!



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Posted by jimmyd on Friday, August 01, 2003 - 02:13 PM PDT (0 Reads)
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IS PAPILLION A TRANNY?
Tales of Pornography jimmyd _writes "

Is Papillion a tranny? First off, she named herself after some French character in a prison colony played by Dustin Hoffman who I've always thought was a little light in the loafers. But the thought really occurred to me when I looked at Slain Wayneís cartoon of Pap shooting herself in the foot. For some reason, Slayne has drawn Papillion in a thong-like thingie with what sure looks like man-meat stuffed into it. And if that ainít actual man-meat, itís a fucking kielbasa or big-ass pickle or something even more frightening!

If you want to check out a larger image of the toon, i.e., check out Papillionís stuffed-with-something-more-than-a-pimento loin cloth, click HERE and see for yourself.

Iím telling you, that thingís drawn with something in there and Iím also telling you that Slayne and Zupko obviously know something we donít know-- namely that maybe Papillion is either a freaking tranny or a wannabe guy sporting a strap-on something or other. And if thatís so, it begs this question: If she ainít a tranny whatís she doing packing that faux man-meat? Which then leads me to wonder what she does with itóthe faux man-meat that is. And then, considering sheís been hanging out at Slayneís (according to Slayne) and sleeping with Zupko (according to Setgo.com), Iím starting to think something pretty damn kinky been goiní on over at Chez Waynes!

Now Iím not going to go out on a limb here and say that Papillionís been pounding Slayne Wayne and/or Zupko in the ass with that thing in her thong just because Zupko has made some movies (that Iím pretty sure Wayne edited) that include images of all kinds of strange shit going into peopleís shit-holes, but something ainít right here if you get my drift.

Maybe Iíll just call Wayne and Zupko (who are now roomies which then makes me think of a whole new set of questions I want to askógiven this whole Papillion-with-something-in-her-panties-other-than-pussy thing--but I guess I wonít go there cuz, you know, those guys are budsÖwell, not too close of buds cuz Iím all man, if you get what Iím saying, but you know Iím also an open-minded guy so, yeah, theyíre buds nonetheless.
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Posted by jimmyd on Thursday, July 31, 2003 - 06:49 PM PDT (1 Reads)
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ZUPKO ZPEAKZ!
Tales of Pornography jimmyd _writes "

You wouldnít think that a guy who shoots movies with lepers and bible pages stuffed up girlís asses and all sorts of other, uhmmm, interesting stuff would be bothered by much. But Iíve noticed that even the most jaded, morally corrupt guys (and Iíll admit I probably fall into this category as well) can easily get their boxers in a twist when some chic starts fucking with their heads.

Recently, as reported on some other sites, the porn star with those big butterfly wings tattooed on her back, Papillion, has been doing just thatófucking with Zupkoís head. And I might add fucking with his good name as well! And as all of you know, at simplyjimmyd.com we like to give everyone equal time. While this latest tale of troubling and disturbing human conflict in the jizz biz may seem to have melodramatic themes of operatic proportions, be advised that it is only coincidental that Zupkoís latest erotic vision is actually entitled, ďOpera.Ē

So without further prologue, hereís more of this latest emotional fiasco featuring a porn star and a porn director. In this new chapter, Thomas Zupko gets to have his say.

Zupko writes: Ladies & Gentlemen! Members of the Adult Entertainment Industry of all Shapes & Sizes! Welcome! The Thomas Zupko Carnival has once again arrived in your town! Ah, and what a great show it is! Filled with gratuitous sex, debauchery, deceit, and despair! My only hope is that you are dutifully entertained and that it is well worth the price of admission.

As I have had limited internet access in the past month, I am only aware of the goings-on of the gossip websites through updates from friends or the half hour a day I am allowed on-line. Iíve been so immersed in my latest show, OPERA, that everything else has been put on the backburner. But having had dozens of phone calls in the past two days concerning the recent postings of the star of OPERA, Papillon, I felt I must at the very least, in as few words as I can, give my side of the story. I apologize for any inconsistencies because, as I said earlier, most of what Iím responding to is what Iíve been told by friends and the information I gathered from the brief period of time I was able to get on-line.

1) Yes, Papillon is right, I absolutely did stalk her. As a matter of fact (and I probably shouldnít confess to this here) there was a time (even though to this day I donít know where she lives) that I somehow managed to crawl through the Los Angeles sewage system and found my way into her garbage disposal. It was amazing! What I donít understand though (and Iíve been talking to my shrink about it for the past few weeks) is that when I lifted my head up and gave her a cheery Ďhello!í she dumped a bowl of three-day old parmesan noodles on my head and screamed at me at the top of her lungs! What was worse is that she then turned the garbage disposal on!!! And, all right, Iíll fess up, there was one time when I hid in her gas tank so I could find out where she lived. What I didnít expect was that, when she stopped to get gas and fill up, I think I discovered a new vice! That unleaded 89.7 gave me a greater high than any can of Bud Light with a week old Born-On date! Okay, so now Iím addicted to gasoline. Go figure. Worse I stumbled out of the tank somewhere in Palmdale and had to hitchhike home.

2) Yes, I admit that all the times Papillon came to my house in North Hills to help me on the show; it was always against her free will. You see, I shouldnít admit this because it will be giving away my secret identity, but I have superhero powers. Every time Papillon came over I mentally willed it, put her into a zombified trance so she would be at my beck and call. I know itís wrong and kind of an abuse of power, and know that now that Iíve revealed this, the greatest scientists from around the world will try to dissect me to figure out where this unnatural ability comes from, but hell, I couldnít resist. Sometimes Iím just a bad boy and a mischievous child.

3) Yes, I agree with Papillon. I am overweight, an alcoholic, with bad hair and a bad beard, and hell I wouldnít suck my own dick for a million dollars! I donít blame her for that at all! What Iím trying to understand though is how in less than a month Papillonís price somehow (when it comes to me anyway) rose to $1,000,000 plus for a blow job. I guess itís the war and shit, inflation. Or maybe itís her new contact lenses and that she finally saw me clearly for the first time. Or maybe, as many of my dear friends have said, I was played from square one. Itís cool, though. Sometimes I look at myself and say, ĎDude, get in the gym!í Its funny Papillon didnít say that to me two months ago in my office/bedroom and certainly didnít say it to other directors and location mangers (some far more grotesque than me, at least in my convoluted humble opinion, but shit, what do I know? I do need to lose fifty pounds! Damn!), and she knows what I mean here.

4) The last time I talked to Papillon she said, ĎTom, Iím going to destroy you. Youíre no Brad Armstrong, youíre no Patrick Collins, youíre no Axel Braun, youíre just a lowly director. Iím going to call Brad Armstrong right now and tell him that Iíll fuck him everyday if he gives me a contract.í

Remember that, Papillon??? That is the God honest's truth, on my late Grandmotherís heart, and you fucking know it, Papillon, regardless of how delusional you may currently be. And you know whatís sad about this is that you probably were going to have a contract with Elegant. I put everything I have on the line because of the passion you brought to OPERA. YOU DID AN AMAZING JOB. It is the best thing I have ever done in my entire career and, no matter whatís going on in your head now, I will always be indebted to you for what you brought to the show. For whatever itís worth, I thank you from the bottom of my heart.

But you know you did something to me I can never forgive or forget. I donít care what you say about me, how much you try to emasculate or humiliate me publicly, what I care about is the fact that, beacause of some whacked-out reason in your head, you felt the need to do it. Much of what you said was slanderous: self-serving cruelty. It certainly ainít no Christian-like compassion. Remember, the walls in the house I live in and you visited have ears. And, no matter how much you may want to deny it all, you know the truth, for whatever itís worth, which right now doesnít seem to be a hell of a lot. For something that was your own mental hangup, you lied, you belittled me, you did everything solely to attempt to hurt and crush me (although no one else even cared until now) because in your fucked-up psychology you thought people would think less of you if you didnít. When, in fact, I was the one there for you when you came back into the business and told me everyone ignored you. I was the one who did everything in my power to, as best I can, give you and me that one shining moment on this show. But youíre right, I am Ďrepulsiveí and a user. If it makes you feel better to say that, Iíll agree with it from now on.

And yes, I called you all hours of the night, but I do that with all my close friends: Axel Braun, Brian Surewood, Tim & Jen, Slain Wayne and did it with you because I thought you understood. But donít worry I havenít called you since that night and will NEVER call you again. As a matter of fact Iím having my number changed.

I am in many ways a wounded child, but my heart is pure, despite what you may think and I will stand there on Judgment Day with YOUR God and weíll see who was right and who was wrong. It takes a lot more than the promise of Heaven or the threat of Hell to be a good person and certainly takes a hell of a lot more than to just say you believe and attend church on Sunday. You were the one who told me that you would be there for me on this show and you know what? Up until now, you were. And yes, I carry a lot of baggage but at the same time I give people everything I have. I gave you my last four hundred dollars after the show because I felt for you and your children, not to get my fucking dick sucked. Remember that? Sex is really cheap and easy, compassion is far more complex. And you know what? Because of what you've done it would so easy for me to be a spiteful vindictive asshole and pull you off the box, edit your brilliant performance with Mickey G and Surewood so it's nothing more than an average run-of-the-mill sex scene. But if I do that, then I become you. And that is something I never want to be. Because, my good "church-going Christian" former friend, here's the difference between you and me: I will still do everything I said I was going to do and not hold your irrational hate against you.

But you know what, man? I actually feel good. No doubt youíll get madder and madder at me, your rage inciting you to talk to your ex-husband about "sending the boys over" to "rough me up" and take those Ďeighteení phone messages of mine you saved (And what does that say about you? Premeditated, naw. Who am I to judge?) out of context, giggling with glee as you embarrass me with the hope that it will elevate yourself in the eyes of all the other production companies and directors in this business and will get you more work. Poor, poor Papillon, taken advantage of by the "lowlife scumbag alcoholic director." Poor. poor Papillon.

And thatís cool Papillon, if it makes you feel better to do that, you have my full permission to do "your thang". I hope when all this is said and done you are proud and God will "bless you." Furthermore, if you want me to write something about myself that is 1,000 times more brutal than anything you can extract from real life, I will gladly put pen to paper without a second thought. Just donít call me anymore, don't e-mail me, and weíll do it through a third person. I will make myself out to be the biggest scumbag on Planet Earth and give you the vicious satisfaction you so need to make you feel better about yourself. And I will sign an affidavit swearing itís all true.

And you know what? When you said you were going to Ďdestroy meí perhaps that wasnít such a bad thing after all. Perhaps, in its own twisted way, it is the greatest gift you could have ever given me, because it makes me realize that, once and for all, in this miserable thing called life, there are only a few you can truly call friends, who accept you for everything you are in even your most Ďrepulsiveí and unflattering moments. And to those friends of mine Ďand you all know who you are and you all know the real meí thank you so much for being there. Whatever I have is yours.

I have to close by saying that Iíve been working on a 4,000 word piece thanking everyone who contributed to OPERA for more than three weeks now, which I was going to submit to Scott Fayner today. But as I was thrown off course and encouraged to write this response, I wonít submit it for a few more days, because by now Iím sure youíre all sick of my ramblings. I do think though that when itís finally posted, it will make each and every one of us look at ourselves in a different light.

And Papillon, use this against me if you so choose (put it in your Ďstalkingí file), but I just wanted to thank you again for all your help and support on OPERA. If somehow it makes you feel better to denigrate me then, you know what? I accept that and know that Iím doing something positive and enriching your life by being your psychological whipping post. Donít worry, I can hang and have no more reason to respond to your attacks, regardless of what you may say or think. In the end, the truth will come out and it will be the cross that you have to bear. Hell, in its own way perhaps it was meant to be. Sometimes that which doesnít kill you only serves to make you stronger. And my belief now in who and what I am is stronger than itís ever been in my entire life. And if everyone out there wants to define me without having any clue to what the real truth is, I encourage you all to do it. I just hope you can look at yourselves in the mirror at night. He who lives in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

And, Papillon, speaking of mirrors, one day you'll look into one and see who the real "repulsive, disgustingĒ human being is. And, on everything I am, for your sake, I hope you will sit back and reevaluate your life and actions to make sure that day of self-revelation never comes. Because, if it does, there may be no turning back. Regardless of what you may have done to me, I wouldn't wish that fate on my worst enemy.

Thank You So Much
Although You Might Not Believe It, I Love You All

Sincerely,
Thomas Zupko

PEACE


JimmyD sez: You know what pisses me off about this whole thing? It p.o.'s me Papillion said "Youíre no Brad Armstrong, youíre no Patrick Collins, youíre no Axel Braun, youíre just a lowly director. Iím going to call Brad Armstrong right now and tell him that Iíll fuck him everyday if he gives me a contract," and didn't include my name along with Patrick and Axel and especially that last part about Brad!


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Posted by jimmyd on Thursday, July 31, 2003 - 01:18 PM PDT (4 Reads)
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PAYBACK'S A BITCH!
Tales of Pornography jimmyd _writes "

Youíve no doubt heard the expression, ďPaybackís a bitch!Ē But in this case, it should read, ďPaybackís a pisser!Ē

It seems a certain well-known porn producer has been on the receiving end of some payback for being verbally (and otherwise) abusive to male talent. When this porn producerís back is turned, people are pissing in his can of soft drink. Iíve heard this story now from a number of places and itís said that not one, but two (and possibly more) meat-puppets have resorted to this payback strategy. And apparently theyíve taken great delight in watching this producer chug down his cold, refreshing drink, knowing it was spiked with their hot, frothy piss. I even heard a rumor that in one such incident the meat-puppet milked a few last drops of spooge from his dick (after completing a scene) and dribbled it into the porn producerís beverage.

Iíve always felt itís not a good idea to piss off people who are preparing your food. The likelihood of them spitting in it (or worse) is greatly increased when they are offended at your behavior. On porn sets, where men and women are routinely walking around naked, where the release of certain bodily fluids are not always performed privately, and where food and beverages are sitting out vulnerable to foul, vengeful attacks, youíd think everyone would exercise a bit of restraint when it comes to pissing people off and/or offending them. But apparently some donít consider the risk theyíre at, or believe others would not have the balls to mount such an attack.

This should serve as a warning and a lesson to all producers and directors out there who treat people like shit. You like dishing out shit? You might end up unknowingly eating some with a urine chaserÖ or maybe something worse!

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Posted by jimmyd on Wednesday, July 30, 2003 - 01:07 PM PDT (6 Reads)
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SLIPPIN' AND SLIDIN' IN THE ALEXA RATINGS
FYI jimmyd _writes "Lately, my site has been slippin' and slidin' in the Alexa ratings and I gotta tell ya it's a fucking relief!

And even though Alexa ratings don't mean shit. And I mean that, THEY DON'T MEAN SHIT! THEY DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH HOW MUCH TRAFFIC YOU GET! THEY ARE A FUCKING SHAM AND A SCAM AND IF YOU USE THEM FOR ANYTHING OTHER THAN IMPRESSING RETARDS YOU ARE A RETARD YOURSELF.

Having got that off my chest, let me clue you in on a few things: First off, I was much happier when my Alexa rating hovered between 60,000 and 100,000. When my ratings sucked, I didn't feel so obliged to update. I did things at my own pace, which ain't exactly at a gallop. But then all of a sudden--for some reason--my ratings zoomed into the 20,000s and every fucking day I felt like I *HAD* to update.

And let me also tell you this-- you have no idea what that kind of pressure feels like. (Ok, maybe you do, but I feel better believing that you don't).

Anyway, Alexa was like having an albatross around my neck. And even though I wasn't making a dime off this site--and I still don't--I felt like it was my freaking job to update this site. Another God damn job! A hapless, rewardless, stress-promoting, fucked-up job!

But then, mercifully, my ratings slipped. And the more they slipped the less inclined I've felt to update. Also, Ebay has been eating into my simplyjimmyd.com computer time and since I make some money off of Ebay (this past weekend I did over $400 for selling a Roger Maris autographed baseball card and some Catalina Pottery, if you know what Catalina Pottery is), it's a 100% no-fucking-brainer deciding whether to spend time updating this shit or making some money on Ebay.

At this time, my Alexa rating is in the mid 30,000s and I'm actually hoping it will continue to slip.

So if you've been reading this site less often than you once did, please continue reading it less. And if you continue to be a regular reader do me a fucking favor and become an irregular reader.

Oh, by the way, I might break a story I have that connects a radical religious cult in Texas to the Penthouse Boutique story in Connecticut. No one else has this story, not even MSNBC or AVN. But then, I've still got more shit to list on Ebay. Plus, of course, I can't let my dazzling career as a porn director slip.

Decisions.... decisions....

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Posted by jimmyd on Monday, July 28, 2003 - 02:51 PM PDT (4 Reads)
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THE ART OF JAY MOYES
Email jimmyd _writes "

AVN's intrepid Jay Moyes apparently possesses some keenly-honed intuitive skills. Jay sensed my present state of boredom (probably because he noticed I've taken up posing naked girls [see previous article] with latex love dolls) and sent over this drawing to liven up my demeanor.

I think it's supposed to be a winged vampire dominatrix with a Roswell, Arizona style alien in the stocks.

Thanks Jay! Your art has relieved my boredom to the point that I pissed my pants in all the excitement.

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Posted by jimmyd on Friday, July 25, 2003 - 11:45 AM PDT (11 Reads)
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NEW MEAT FOR THE GRINDER
The Jiz Biz jimmyd _writes "

Superpimp Steve Seidman stopped by today with four of his new girls. Steve is no longer with the Bunny Ranch and now has his own independently owned-and-operated pimp service.

From left to right please welcome to the meat grinder the lovely Audree Jaymes (those tits are naturally home-grown!), saucy Raven Rose, Layla Tex (standing) whom I have a date with tonight, and long-n-lovely Payton.

By the way, that's my personal, floral-print casting couch the girls are seated on. (Technically, it's a casting love seat, but "love seat" sounds weak.)

Contact Steve if youíre interested in any of these girls. Contact JimmyD if you're interested in trying out for something on my casting couch.


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Posted by jimmyd on Thursday, July 24, 2003 - 03:22 PM PDT (71 Reads)
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NEW LINK!
The Jiz Biz jimmyd _writes "

You know its a slow news day when I put a new link up on the site and pretend it qualifies as news. Ok, we all know it doesn't qualify as news, but you get what I'm saying, capeesh?

Check out TheFloatingWorld.com. It's a porn news site--unlike this one--that actually publishes news (of sorts).

They call this site an "XXX Calender" which means it tells you about all kinds of events and parties and shit happening in the porn world that you'll not be invited to unless you know someone or you're Scott Fayner.


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Posted by jimmyd on Thursday, July 24, 2003 - 02:56 PM PDT (16 Reads)
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I HATE FUCKING UP
Tales of Pornography jimmyd _writes "In my short yet sordid tale about newbie girl Faith Lamour, I fucked up and listed the wrong agency for this delicious young thing.

Be advised that NAUGHTY MODELING is the agent of record for Faith. Any and all inquiries regarding hiring Faith should be directed to them.

So I fucked up... so sue me.

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Posted by jimmyd on Thursday, July 24, 2003 - 01:44 PM PDT (15 Reads)
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WHOSE TO BLAME FOR STUPEFYING PORN?
The Jiz Biz jimmyd _writes "I wrote an essay the other day on stupefying porn, i.e., porn that records the lowest forms of pseudo-sexual behavior for its content. And the shit is getting lower, more stupefying, and (seemingly) more popular by the day. So whose to blame for this trend?

Well, I guess it's the consumers of this crap. I guess if there weren't so many porn consumers who thoroughly enjoy (and get their dicks hard) watching extreme acts of misogyny; so many who jerk off to another man's cock being stuffed in a girl's mouth after being shit-covered during an act of sodomy; such countless numbers of 'fans' who get off on seeing women abused, choked till they pass out, pissed on, stretched, slapped, ass-fucked till they bleed, and gangbanged by lepers and fat, ugly, homeless guys, or vaginally and/or anally impaled on almost any object imaginable, there wouldn't be much of this content produced.

For those of you consumers who would like to see this ugly trend of stupefying porn come to an end, quit buying it. We're all just a bunch of whores in this business and like most good whores, we aim to please. So as long as this shit pleases you (and puts the bucks in our pockets), it's going to continue.

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Posted by jimmyd on Wednesday, July 23, 2003 - 12:08 PM PDT (23 Reads)
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Monday, June 23
· EROTICA EL LAY (PART DEUX) (0)
Sunday, June 22
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Thursday, June 19
· A LITTLE GOOD-NATURED BALL BUSTING (0)
· TERA'S NEW TITS (0)
· MORE NEWS FROM THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF CHILD PORN (0)
Wednesday, June 18
· SMASH PICTURES BRINGING SOME HOTTIES TO EROTICA LA (0)
Tuesday, June 17
· WHAT'S CHILD PORN GOT TO DO WITH WHAT WE DO? (0)
· MIKE ALBO TO TAKE OVER ADULT STARS NEWS (0)
· ANOTHER SHAWN RICKS UPDATE-- MAYBE THE LAST (0)
Monday, June 16
· SHE MUST BE REAL SMART-- SHE READS THIS SITE! (0)
Sunday, June 15
· EBAY UPDATE (0)
Friday, June 13
· MY NEW EBAY ADDICTION (0)
· PUHLEEZ! NOT ANOTHER FREAKING PR FIRM! (0)
Thursday, June 12
· HUSTLER VIDEO TO BECOME MIRAMAXXX? (0)
Wednesday, June 11
· NIKITA SEEKED OUT THE WISDOM OF JIMMYD-- AND I GAVE IT TO HER (0)
· SHAWN RICKS UPDATE (0)
· FAYNER'S FOLLY (CONTINUED) (0)
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· ASIA "MS. MENSA" CARRERA (0)
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