I've finally arrived as a porn journalist. Digital Playground's Adella O'Neill has added jimmyD to her list of Official Press Release Recipients. I must say I'm quite thrilled, even if I don't yet rate a full-frontal nude pic of Devon.

The oh-so-cute Adella wrote to me the other day, and I'd like to share with all of you a few of her words; just a few, cuz some of it's kinda mushy and personal, you know, anyway, here goes:





Dear Jimmy:

(She didn't really write 'Dear JImmy' but I took some dramatic license to make it make sense. In fact, she completely neglected to provide a salutation in her letter, but that's okay. I'll straighten her up on that one soon enough.)

Dear Jimmy:

I¹ve just added you to my list of press release recipients...

* * * PERSONAL MUSHY STUFF REMOVED -- SORRY * * *

...in general I enjoy reading your site ­ all of it ­ your opinion is just that and I have no issue with it ­ yes hype does sell stuff but it¹s the quality of a product that will determine the shelf life and re-

(ADELLA DOESN'T SEEM TO HAVE TIME FOR PUNCTUATION-- SHE'S A VERY BUSY GIRL--BUT I'LL SOON FIX THAT AS WELL.)

orders ­ this is a business and we treat it like a business ­ I¹ve worked a few places in my adult tenure...

(I LOVE THE WAY ADELLA MAKES IT SOUND LIKE WE'RE IN A REALLY PRESTIGIOUS OCCUPATION USING A WORD LIKE 'TENURE' IN SPITE OF ITS PORN)

...and the owners here are 100% hands on ­ it¹s a pain in the butt if you want to be a slacker and an amazing opportunity if you want to actually excel at something I¹ve never been so lucky.

* * * SORRY - MORE PERSONAL STUFF REMOVED * * *

Call or email me for anything!

(I WONDER IF ADELLA SHARES MY DEFINITION OF THE WORD 'ANYTHING' I GUESS WE'LL SEE.)

Adella

(I INCLUDED ADELLA'S SIGN-OFF TO PROVE THIS IS REALLY FROM ADELLA, BUT DON'T WORRY, I'LL SOON ENOUGH HAVE HER SIGNING A LETTER WITH STUFF LIKE 'Sincerely, Adella' OR MAYBE SOMEDAY 'xoxoxox, Adella.' WE'LL SEE.




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