STUPID SPOILED WHORES :: Simply Jimmy D :: Breakin' News or Breakin' Balls: It's all the same to me!

jimmyd _writes "No, I'm not talking about pornstars. I'm talking about young, pre-teen, pre-pubescent little girls featured in last night's episode of "South Park," on Comedy Central.

The porn biz has nothing on Comedy Central: Last night's "South Park" featured kiddie sex (implied), a sexually deviant/pedo-oriented Paris Hilton, and (both straight and gay) anal sex.

Surprisingly, it didn't require all that much dramatic license for the producers of "South Park" to string these themes and characters together.

Was it funny?

I think it was.

Was it in questionable taste?

It most certainly was; IMHO, that is.

Was it a parody of... uhhh... of various societal, entertainment, and fashion trends?

Yeah, I'm certain that it was.

Will you ever see anything remotely close to these themes featured (or even parodied) in any porn flick made in the legitimate jiz biz?

Nope. Not no way, not no how. Not unless someone wants to go to jail.

Here's a sampling of the content featured in this episode:

Parents flock to dress their pre-teen little girls up like "stupid spoiled whores" at a kid's clothing store called (what else?) Stupid Spoiled Whores.

A couple agrees to sell their pre-teen boy to Paris Hilton so she can keep him as a pet and sex toy. When a seriously drunk and/or drugged-up Paris passes out on a bed, the young boy fondles the celebrated Hilton snatch.

A bunch of little boys and girls get together for an (implied) sex orgy as the pre-teen girls strut their stuff in their "stupid spoiled whores" outfits.

Two "stupid spoiled whores" rub and gyrate their adolescednt asses against an adult man's crotch in a standing lap-dance bit.

A gay guy challenges Paris Hilton to a public contest where he claims to be more a whore than Paris ever thought of being. After Paris demonstrates her whorish skills, the man one-ups her by squatting on Hilton's head and then taking Paris's entire body up his ass. (Not a single gaping anal shot or outlandish anal penetration in the history of porn compares to this feat.)

So, what does all this mean? I don't have a freakin' clue. The show certainly attempted to use humor and parody to convey a cautionary message... I think.

But I do know the next time anyone points a finger at me or this business and says we're guilty of putting content out there that might, in some way, be responsible for inciting perverts to sexually exploit kids, or that we somehow enable pedophiles, or that we're all about desensitizing our audience to pedophilia, I'm going to point them at Viacom's Comedy Central and say, "Shit. We don't hold a candle to South Park when it comes to putting up on a screen some stuff that YOU SAY is the kind of stuff that does that."

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