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_POSTEDON 2002-05-18 14:15:58 by jimmyd

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Being the King of Compassion--as a colleague at another site once described me--I'm concerned with everyone's best interest. And in keeping with that attitude, I'm committed to being an informative web site even to the lonely, perverted, disgusting, maladjusted, scum-of-the-earth, readers I might have. I'll even go so far as to include beastiality practitioners who may read my site! Why? Because that's me. So if any of this sounds like you, read on...

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The truly important questions are answered at this site. Questions like, "How do I tell a male dolphin from a female one?" and "How do I know if a dolphin wants to have sex?" Wouldn't you agree that these questions are of paramount importance to anyone considering a sexual relationship with a dolphin?

Here's a few more interesting questions the site provides in-depth answers to: "What do I do if a dolphin wants to mate with me?" and "Where can I find a dolphin to mate with?"

Did you know that a fully-erect male dolphin reaches a length of twelve inches! Wisely, the site cautions against anal sex with dolphins, i.e., with your anus on the receiving end. Whew! Good thing that important fact is there: with dolphins on-the-make wielding 12", I sure wouldn't want to make that mistake!

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