I'm becoming increasingly alarmed and concerned by reports I'm receiving about the reactions of Sin City's grand, high, exalted, mystic rulers to my satire. It seems the once warm, red, Sin City heart has turned black, and a cold, grim cloud has descended upon Castle Deering. It's also rumored that any and all sense of humor has been sucked completely out of the building, and that the very serious and grim-faced warlords there have held council and may decide to unleash dark forces upon simplyjimmyd.com. I've even heard that highly trained Israeli duplicating-stormtroopers might be used, which I guess could then be called Attack of the Clones...in Chatsworth.

Anyway, to protect myself I've reached out to some well-placed contacts I have in case this escalates and I'm forced to go into the Federal government's Porn Journalist Protection Program.

I don't know where this will ultimately lead. Please stand by for further updates.

Oh, and someone please tell Justice League uber-hero, The Raven, it wasn't me. He'll know what I mean, uhm, I think.

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