Dave Hardman says "Bullshit!" to claims he's down on his luck. According to Dave, things are going great for him. Porno's self-proclaimend workingest stud says he's retired from the biz, engaged to be married, and planning to move to a 20 acre ranch in New Mexico where he'll "spend time looking for UFO's." Right now, the Hardman is making a living laying hard wood floors. This reporter couldn't resist the obvious pun here: "So Dave, instead of laying hard wood on whores, you're laying hard wood on floors.?"

Dave says he's going to kick Dino Bravo's ass for talking about him. "It ain't anyone's business what the fuck I do," hissed an annoyed Hardman. Earlier this week, this site reported that Dave, according to occassional male talent Dino Bravo, was selling off talent copies of his movies to make a few bucks.

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In related Hardman news, Dave informed us that his Mom, Davina Hardman, is retired from the biz and is back living in her old mobile home park in Palm Springs. This contradicts some rumors that had Dennis Hof, celebrated owner of the Bunny Ranch, engaged in hard-core negotiations to get the septagenarian Davina H. to the ranch.

Some of you might recall when, earlier last year, Mom Hardman came to visit her son at his Granada Hills home/shooting house, and before long began performing sex scenes. I guess all good things come to pass, and we at sjD.com wish Mom Hardman, aka Davina Hardman, all the best in her sunset years.





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Just in from the street: Porn stud Jack Hammer put away for a final time under California's 3 Strike Law. Details are sketchy, but I've heard that Jack's gone--for good-- on a third strike drug beef.

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Speaking of Dino Bravo. The sometimes a porn stud, sometimes a porn salesman, sometimes a commodities broker, and sometimes a bad piano bar singer specializing in the music of Dean Martin has come up with an interesting twist on getting parts in pornos.

Bravo (no relation to the wrestler of the same name), who recently quit his job as a salesman for Gentleman's Video, was accused by Gentlemen's owner, Mike E., of stealing confidential customer contact lists. According to Mr. E., Dino came in early on his last day--something he'd never done before--and left a letter of resignation before taking off with the customer lists. Why Bravo didn't simply copy the lists, leaving no one the wiser, is anyone's guess, but after numerous demands, he agreed to return said lists. But now it seems Mr. Bravo did indeed make copies, and is willing to give one to any company owner who'll agree to hire him as male talent. I understand the list is comprised of over 50,000 names, and that Dino's scene fee averages $300.00. This means owners will be paying .0006 cents per name, plus get a free stud for their next scene.

Porn-Israelis, apparently, have nothing on this Dino Bravo for bargaining creativity, and/or taking the price of things into the toilet.


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