FUN WITH WANKER WANG :: Simply Jimmy D :: Breakin' News or Breakin' Balls: It's all the same to me!

jimmyd _writes "Trevor, the pornstud recently held by the FBI, stopped by today to clarify some things I reported. After patting him down to see if he was either packing heat, or wired, or both, we listened to what the cocksman had to say.

Trevor denies dealing any kinds of drugs, including, but not limited to cannabis. He denies that his detention by the FBI had anything whatsoever to do with drugs or any other controlled substance. He further denies that he does not pay agency fees for girls. He also denies that the girls he uses tend to be cheap whores, or that he is the porno equivalent of a ten dollar street hooker.

Trevor admits that the FBI detained him over a weekend, that it was all over a $75.00 traffic ticket he received in San Luis Obispo (that has since turned to a warrant), and that the FBI interrogated him about certain individuals of Italian-American descent. He also advises that the FBI used telephone records as the source of their investigation, and that they seemed to be on a "find a gangster wop in the porn biz" fishing expedition.

Trevor further advised sjD.com, that he has retained counsel and that he will be filing a lawsuit against the government for civil rights violations. According to Trevor, the City of San Luis Obispo is already willing to discharge the warrant if Trevor and his attorney will forget the city had anything to do with this strictly FBI fiasco.

JIMMYD BONDS with WANKER WANG

jimmyD and the webmaster extraordinaire, Wanker Wang, spent some quality cellular time together today. The Wanker, or Voltron as some call him, tells sjD.com that his short lived retirement will end real soon. Wang says he's fielded more webmastering offers than a first pick draft choice, and that he'll make a final decision by the end of the week. Although the Wank revealed that he's none too happy with recent runnings-of-the-mouth by Extreme's uber-director, Thomas Zupko, and that payback will be a bitch, he had nothing but the best to say about Extreme's top level guys, Black and Byron. More to come soon as sjD.com gets a bit cozier with Wanker Wang. (And if you think that sounded gay, go fuck yourself.)

jimmyD ON THE RADIO & INTERVIEWED ON GENE ROSS

Gene Ross intereviewed yours truly today and I must say I'm not as interesting as I thought. Go take a look over at Gene's site and you be the judge.

I am hoping, however, that I'll be a little bit funnier by tomorrow night when I'm on the Stunning Curves net-radio show with my good pal Kevin Moore. If I'm not, I may have to seriously reconsider this whole thing. Anyway, I'm counting on some of you to give a listen, and you can do that right HERE on Wednesday night at 7:30 P.M. PST.

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WARNING · Extreme Adult Content Discretion Advised	July 10, 2025


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