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_POSTEDON 2002-07-25 14:14:04 by jimmyd

Health Tips jimmyd _writes "

In an effort to prove false the prophecies of the Oracle known as Q, specifically, that I've run out of stuff to write about just because I'm thinking of becoming a Druid, I'll be starting a new series here at simplyjimmyd.com: Health Tips For Porn People by JimmyD

We begin the series by discussing a topic that I'm sure you're all familiar with, the Buzzing Penis Syndrome, also known as BPS.

Does your penis buzz when you piss? That is, is there sometimes an audible buzzing sound when you unleash your dragon and let your precious water fly? If so, you're in good health. At least your pisser is in good health. In fact, a buzzing, pissing, penis is a sign of a healthy urinary tract with flexible, elastic tissue. Did you know that your bladder can withstand pressures up to 1.5 pounds per square inch? That's a lot for a sac full of piss!

When your bladder's reached 1.5 psi, you've arrived at that "I gotta piss like a race horse!" condition. The buzzing sound you hear when you drain your bladder is escaping air mixed in with your urine.

As you might have already guessed, no buzzing may indicate a less than healthy condition. But don't worry, you're not gonna croak or anything just because your dick doesn't buzz anymore. Unfortunately, however, a lack of buzzing may indicate the onset of impotence. In other words, once your cock gets too old to buzz, it might also be getting too old to get hard, i.e., to easily get hard. Luckily, in today's world, we have stuff like Viagra, and porn, and bongs, and good pot to get your dick going, so all might not be lost.

Ok. This has been a 'Health Tip For Porn People' from JimmyD. I'll have more 'Health Tips' in the future,with exciting topics like, "What it Means if Your Penis Suddenly Starts to Whistle," unless, of course, the 'Oracle known as Q' is right.


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