I went shopping for some Druid duds the other day. Here's a little ensemble I came home with. Problem is, it makes me look short and squatty... like a dwarf.

Not that I'm all that tall! But I am 5'10", which ain't exactly short, and which is certainly taller than your basic dwarf.

So I don't know. I guess I'll take it back. I really don't want to look like the shortest Druid in the Grove. I want to stand tall like an elm, or a mighty oak. I don't wanna look like some short, squatty shrubbery. And of course, they did have that really bomb-ass baseball cap with "Druids Rule!" stitched on the front, and real stag antlers stuck on the top.

Yeah. I think I'll take this shit back.





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