WANKER WANG WAXES WISTFULLY!
_POSTEDON 2002-07-26 12:25:10 by jimmyd |
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jimmyd _writes "
What the fuck is with that Wanker Wang? One day he's threatening a nuclear assault on Extreme Associates and the next he's shilling for them to an extent he makes Gene Ross look like an independent reporter!
Bro, having a sense of nostalgia about the place you incubated in as a porn person is one thing, sucking the company's public dick is another. I know we've had some slow news days. Hell, I've been writing about Druids and buzzing penises (or is that penii?). But just cuz there ain't too much shit to write about, I don't suddenly flip-flop an editorial stance for the sake of waxing whistfully about a former employer. Maybe it was that email about how LukeFord.com sucks lately because it seems to be nothing more than a shill-site for Anabolic? But, dude, making it a shill-site for Extreme ain't the answer! Besides, they already have Gene Ross to shill for them, and he's pretty fucking good at it!
Plus, the Wankster goes on speaking about these people--his ex-coworkers--like they're celebrity figures in the porn world. August who???????? J. Bleezy who???????????? Bitch Boy who????????? Zupko's a god???? Nigger, puhleeeez!!!!!
It's pretty fucking pathetic. That's all I have to say, except, hey Brimmer! Do you actually ever write anything? Or is it all cut-and-paste?
Sorry. I'm in a piss-poor mood today and I'm taking it out on friends.
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