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NARRATOR: Just when you thought it was safe to go back on the web....

...PORNRUMORS.COM!!!!!

That's right! Another porn gossip/news/bullshit site unveils on the WWW. I guess if you're one of those deviated porn preverts who can't get enough of this shit, you might be jumping with joy. Others of you might be thinking, "Right. Like we need more of this horseshit." The webmasters of the existing crop of porn news sites are probably wondering what it will mean. (Except me, cuz my site's not a news site. It's not a gossip site either. It's a... well, it's a... Ok, so I don't really know what it is. But it isn't one of them!)

So go ahead. You all might as well add pornrumors.com to your bookmarks. You know you're going to so fuck it, just do it. Just let it happen. Give in to the force. You got nothing else to do anyway, right?



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