Startling revelations surfaced today from the State of Michigan and the World of Pornography. It is reported that a member of the Wang family has been arrested for the total castration of a 48 year-old, unidentified man.

Sources speculate that Shuo Shan Wang may have been working in concert with lukeford.com's Wanker Wang in his quest to find a large, Asian penis. Rumor has it there may be a close family relationship between the two Wangs. Close friends of both Wangs have commented on the strong resemblance between the two men.

It's believed that Shuo Shan Wang, much like his close namesake, Wanker Wang, has also been obsessed with locating a large, Asian penis. It might be, however, that S.S. Wang did not share W. Wang's apparent desire to find a large Asian penis remaining attached to a living, breathing, Asian.

The following account is from thesmokinggun.com:

"Meet Shuo-Shan Wang. The Michigan man was charged Friday with illegally castrating a 48-year-old guy he met through the Internet (the "operation" took place on Mr. Wang's kitchen table). The castration for which Wang was charged occurred in June, and cops say that after the procedure was completed, Wang and his patient sat down and ate some strawberry pie. Wang, 29, reportedly told Oak Park cops that he has performed castrations on 50 other men. While police have not been able to verify that claim, officers did find a container in Wang's refrigerator that held a pair of testicles that did not belong to the 48-year-old man."

In recent months, lukeford.com's Wanker Wang has appeared on national radio shows in hopes of finding that elusive anomaly: an Asian penis of substantial length and girth, with balls to match.

Sources report that S.S. Wang had amassed an impresive stockpile of testicals and penises from a variety of ethnic groups. It is also reported that S. Wang's large collection of very large penises and big round testicals had been carefully maintained in a state-of-the-art, climate-controlled, bacteria-free, chamber. It's thought that one of these sets of testicals and penises, most likely the largest, would later be surgically attached to an Asian candidate lukeford.com's Wanker Wang had yet to choose.

There are some unconfirmed reports, however, that this matter may simply be motivated by culinary pursuits. Simplyjimmyd's Food Editor, jimmyd, reports that human testicals and other parts of a man's genitalia are a little-known Korean delicacy prepared on special occasions by an elite group of Korean iron-chefs for men who have taken vows to remain celibate, although their celibacy is only practiced in their relationships with women.

There is also evidence to support speculation that Wanker Wang was considering having the most impressive set of balls and penis attached to his own body in hopes of becoming a male contract star for his day-job employers at Anabolic, a San Fernando Valley based porn production company. This act, of course, would place Wanker Wang ahead of Metro's contract star, Houston, in terms of it being a more significant body enhancement.

Whether Luke Ford's Wanker Wang is officially implicated in this sordid matter with Michigan's Shuo Shan Wang remains to be seen. But the evidence seems to be mounting:

1. Both Wangs seem to be obsessed with large, male, genitalia.

2. Both Wangs utilized the internet to search for testicals and penises.

3. Both Wangs are fond of strawberry pie.

This reporter, however, will refrain from continuing to list these similarities from the growing mountain of evidence that links Wanker Wang to Shuo Shan Wang. This, of couse, out of professional and personal respect for my colleague, Mr. W. Wang, of lukeford.com.

But as more evidence becomes public, simplyjimmyd will most-likely continue to report on this bizarre tale of two Wangs in search of a giant, Asian, schlong.






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