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BE PROUD! FOR YES WE HAVE NO MULLETS!
_POSTEDON 2002-09-06 17:34:51 by jimmyd

Tales of Pornography jimmyd _writes "

Driving back to the office this afternoon I spotted a guy coming out of the 7-11 at Lassen and DeSota sporting an awesome mullet. Don't get me wrong, I ain't even a little bit light in the loafers, that is to say, I don't usually spend much time guy-spotting, but this guy's mullet literally beckoned for my attention. If I had a camera with me, I would have screeched into the 7-11 parking lot and begged him for a photo-op: this mullet was that good, or bad, depending on your point-of-view.

So it got me to thinking-- we really don't see too many, if any, mullets in the jiz biz. I'm thinking that's a good thing. I think it says something positive about the inhabitants of this industry. I think we can all be proud that mullets apparently are not "de rigeur" for pornographers. And let's face it, how much stuff goes on in this biz that we can really, truly be proud of in a deep and meaningful way? You're right! Very little.

No, I can't seem to think of anyone in this biz sporting a mullet, with the possible exception of Bo, of LGI, who was sporting a sort of semi-mullet last time I saw him. But Bo's from Virginia which is kind of semi-the South, so it's kind of semi-expected. And it seems Mike South goes against convention in Georgia by not growing this ultimate in trailer-park hair styles, but then, Mike's an unconventional kind of guy.

Yep, there aren't all that many things we can truly take pride in here in the jiz biz, but the nearly complete absence of mullets certainly qualifies as one of them. If anyone out there can think of any bonafide pornographer sporting a mullet, please let me know. But be advised, on-camera stud Hamilton Steel's hair style is not a true mullet. Hamilton's from Canada, which actually excuses him from personal responsibility for fashion crimes, but what adorns his cranial melon, I think, is more of a page-boy cut, which is somewhat more excusable than a mullet. (Think Prince Valiant.)Also, if you're nominating Barry Wood, well, ditto it's a page-boy cut. Plus Barry's English, a Brit, which also qualifies him for fashion-crime immunity. I am hoping, however, that these two don't signify an industry-wide hair-style trend.

Assuming you're extra-interested in mullets, or what some call 'mullet-mania,' and you'd like to know almost everything there is to know about mullets, and you're idea of a great time is to do some serious mullet-watching, you might want to travel to the Antelope Valley and visit the exclusive resort towns of Palmdale and Lancaster. Head down to the local Walmart there--actually, I think they have three or four Walmarts within the cities of Palmdale and Lancaster-- and check out the many shoppers proudly crowned with mullets. Or, If you're not in the mood to travel, you can simply log onto hotmullets.com and enjoy the complete mullet experience.

Here's a few mullet pics I've copied onto my site without the owner's permission.





















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