FROM LUKEFORD.COM: Webster rants: I saw the article that Jimmy D wrote about losers like me that don't know how to manually adjust my Sony 3 chip camera and just had to comment. Jimmy, You're right! My camera stays on Auto the whole time. I click and shoot. Simple as that. I need to actually sit down and figure this thing out but I'M MAKING TOO MUCH MONEY WITH MY WEBSITE TO GIVE A FUCK. Old school Valley losers ( Not you Jimmy because I read you all the time and love your prose) that complain about people like me are watching the industry change right in front of them and can't adapt. I don't know 3/4 of the shit that my camera does and I don't need to. True pornstar craftsmen ( ha ha) are dying. Look at the industry now and forecast out 2 years and tell me what your crystal ball says. Here's what mine says.

Michael Raven washing cars in the Valley.

Bud Lee drying the cars that Mike washes.

Nic Andrews applying the detailing .

And Robbie D acting as the 2nd A.D. ( For clarity A.D means assistant detailer- ensuring that Nic gets the rims, tires, etc,..)

And me, tipping these creative, oh so big time hot shot losers as I drive away.

I'm based in NY. The valley is dead. The revolution has started and you can't stop it. Old school film guys will complain and bitch and whine while others adapt and move on. Message to newbie directors out there: Don't listen to these dinosaurs. And if you do, Don't scratch the paint while you're washing my cars because I don't have the time to deal with it. Too busy clockin da dollars. Peace.

Jon ( orgyfantasy.com, nygirls.com, sexgallery.com, schoolgirls.com, teenshave.com) ( Editor: Thanks Jon, No link provided becuase too many popups)

JimmyD sez: I can only wonder what I'll be doing while these other guys are working the carwash.





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