I'd like to know how many billions of dollars a year the penis enlargement industry makes. It seem like everywhere you look, not just in porn magazines but everywhere, there are ads for these miracle drugs or herbs or whatever they are, which guarantee to add size to your trouser snake... trouser worm... thingie.

I bought a copy of STUFF magazine today. In the back, there were two or three full-page ads for these penile snake oils. What's with that? Full page ads! They can't be cheap. Someone's spending some dough on these ads which means they're making dough off these ads. My guess is they're making plenty! Please tell me that this country isn't filled with retards who actually believe this shit works? I can understand a drug or herb or whatever that makes you bigger...but bigger all over. How does it know to only add size to this one, small, region of the body? It defies rational thought.

And then there's those suction tubes that you stick your willie in and pump. C'mon! If sucking makes your dick bigger, wouldn't it be more fun to go to hookers for daily blow jobs? Doesn't that sound like more fun? Get your dick sucked everyday and after a couple of weeks, guess what, you need a bigger-mouthed hooker!

This whole 'size matters' thing is way out of hand. First of all, there seems to be only two sizes of dicks: small and big. That's it. Small and big. When's the last time you heard someone, make that some girl, say a guy she was with had a medium penis. I've sure never heard that before. And you know what? Medium is the size most guys come in.

I know I don't look it, but I've spent some time in gyms. More importantly, I've spent some time in gym locker rooms. These are safe-havens for guys to walk around other guys with their shit hanging out without anyone automaticaly thinking they're gay. And I'm not saying I go out of my way to look at and appraise other guy's dicks--that IS gay--but when you're in the locker room, you can't help but notice. And what I've noticed more often than not is that most guys fall into the 'medium' category. Sure, you see some big dicks and you see some small dicks, but mostly you see medium dicks. Hopefully, when you're in the locker room, you're only seeing flaccid dicks. A guy with a hard dick strolling about the locker room, well, we all know what that's about. And sure, we all know that guys come in two sizes when it comes to a flaccid penis vs. a fully erect penis: showers and growers. But you know, you don't have to be a professional in the medical field to figure out approximaely how big those dicks are going to end up in their fully aroused states.

Outside of locker rooms, medium dicks don't seem to exist. At least no one seems to acknowledge that they exist. I guess if I was selling penis enlargement drugs and/or devices I'd want to downplay medium dicks. A guy with a medium dick would be a tougher sell. It's easier to be satisfied with owning a medium dick than a small dick. When it comes to parting with your hard-earned cash, you might think twice if what you already have was good enough. Sure, a big dick might be a luxury, and a small dick might be a deprivation, but a mediumdick? I don't know about you, but I can live with that. Maybe if I had plenty of 'fuck you' cash I wouldn't think twice about buying luxury items, or buying things that turned my average items into a luxury items. But somehow, I get the feeling most of the guys who buy this shit also are guys with average incomes. And statistically, they're probably also guys with average (medium) dicks. So why spend the bread? Hence, the need to convince these guys that what they have is not average, it's not medium, it is small. This is more evil than a communist plot!

You see what they've done here? They've convinced the guys with small dicks that they have small dicks and need to do something about it. They's also convinced the guys with medium dicks that they have small dicks and need to do something about it. This is tantamount to consumer fraud! It's dick-size propaganda! And what's worse, the shit doesn't even work! I don't fucking like this one bit!

I'm thinking this dick-size thing is mostly an American thing. We are probably the one place on the planet that is so consumed, so obsessed, so fucking concerned about the size of our dicks. I used to edit a lot of Japanese porn. Contrary to popular belief, Japanese guys do come in all sizes. But, in accordance with popular belief, I will admit that a disproportionate number of them don't quite measure up to medium. But I'll tell you something else. A lot of those scenes I edited were group scenes: gang bangs and orgies. And one thing I noticed was that no one seemed to take much notice of anyone's dick size. The other guys in the scene didn't, and more importantly, the girls sure didn't. And trust me, I saw some guys with truly miniscule dicks. Still, no one seemed to give a rat's ass.

So what's wrong with us? Why do we laugh at, mock, and think less of guys with small penises? Why have we forced guys with medium penile appendages into the 'small' category so we can laugh at and mock them as well ? Why do we only want to see guys with big dicks in pornos? Are we all fucking gay? Are all women so greedy for a bigger slab of meat hanging between their man's legs that they need to belittle them for what they do have? And in most cases, what they do have ain't small to begin with... it might not be too big, but it's at least medium!

For these and other questions, I have no answers. But when I do, I'll be sure to share them with you.



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