So you know I can take it as well as dish it, I'm going to point you at a website put up by one of my loyal readers: jimmyd.has-a-small-penis.com

You see, in the fast-paced, cut-throat, hardcore world of internet porn journalism, the journalist has to grow some Rhino skin. This job ain't for the feint-hearted. And it certianly ain't for the thin-skinned. It's for tough nuts like me. I'm a walkin' talkin' Brazil nut ( unless there's a harder nut I don't know about). And being a Rhino-skinned, hard-hearted Brazil nut, websites like the one I've directed you to roll off me like water off a duck's ass.

Having said that, I want to say this to any other readers of mine who might lie awake nights wondering about my dick: Please don't. Unless, of course, you're a beautiful, sexy, articulate, fun, uninhibited woman with a certaine curiosity that can only be satisfied with a hands-on tutorial from a porn journalist who's also a tough nut to crack.

But as you might have already guessed, the reader who put this site up doesn't meet the above mentioned criteria. In fact, HE doesn't even get past the WOMAN part of the criteria. So let me say this to any alternatively lifestyled fans of simplyjimmyd.com: I ain't a homophobic, but I ain't a homo either. Please keep your queerly deranged fantasies about my genitalia to yourselves.



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