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SKEETER KERKOVE ON SEMEN AS AN ANTI-DEPRESSANT
_POSTEDON 2002-10-28 13:23:10 by jimmyd

Email jimmyd _writes "Skeeter Kerkove, Professor Emeritus of Anal Sex, writes in with his own scientific research regarding the effects of Cream of Man soup on the female psyche. I'm forwarding Professor Kerkove's findings to Dr. Gordon Gallup and his semen-as-an-anti-depressant research team (see simplyjimmyd.com article, 10-24-02, "Semen-- A Pornstar's Best Friend").

Here's Skeeter's email:

Jimmyd-- I read your article about the semen being an anti-depressant in a girls vagina! It is true. However, there is a way to make the girls even happier and even quicker.

The semen absorbs into the bloodstream of the girls vagina. However, when the semen goes into the girls ass, it absorbs even quicker into the bloodstream. The lovely girls on my sets actually get a euphoric rush from the pop-shot going directly into their ass. That is why all of the girls have been so happy on my sets. The pop-shots always going inside their lovely ass.

So please know, I have exercised a great deal of care, to make sure all of the pop-shots go directly into the girls asses, the whole pop-shot in the ass, is a love story right out of a romance novel, after a while, it becomes an addiction for them, from the euphoric rush they received from all of the cum in their ass. This is why the girls are all so happy on my set. It is from all of the cum in their ass.

I do not just do it for "God and Country", I do it for the girls! Because in "Porno Land." Girls Rule! If it wasn't for these girls, I would be un-employed, homeless and pan-handling at the 7-11 for my next cup of coffee.

"God Bless the Girls" and "God Bless Pornography"

Love always, with a care and love you do not find to often,

Skeeter Kerkove

For proof of pop-shots in girls asses, go to http://www.bridgettekerkove.com.















jimmydsez: Thanks Skeeter. As usual, your words are informative, honest, and sincere; especially the part about you panhandling in front of 7-11s were it not for the porn biz.





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