Anyone want to marry Alexandria Quinn? That's her in the pic-- not bad, huh? And with all you guys with disposal income out there booking pornstar dates through the internet, you'd think one of you might be willing to go for the whole enchilada. Forget about $5,000 dates with pornhookers that only last mere hours, you could have a whole lifetime with a bonafide pornstar, and a pretty hot looking one at that.

Seems Ms. Quinn has some INS problems (which might be solvable if she were married to a U.S. citizen). Alexandria got picked up recently by the LAPD when she was pulled over for a routine traffic stop. She says she told the officer she was on her way home, but didn't actually know where her home was. Ok, so maybe you don't get brains with the body in this marital offer, but most guys seem to prefer that anyway.

By the way, the 'home' Ms. Quinn referred to was pornstar Michelle Raven's place. And if I'm not mistaken, legendary, man-of-color, pornstud Tony Eveready is Michelle's beau. But if you're thinking, 'Why doesn't Tony E. just marry her?" forget it. I've heard Big T has already used up more marriage allotments than a Mormon congregation.

According to Ms. Quinn, she spent six weeks idling away in an INS holding tank. Ms. Quinn confided she could barely manage to masturbate during her incarceration. Personally, I can't imagine 6 weeks without wanking, but apparently she survived the ordeal. But think about it, when you get your hands on her, you're gonna have one hot and horny pornbabe! Six weeks with no nookie? Not even some auto-nookie? This babe's gotta be in nympho mode!

Anywyay, I've decided to become the clearing house for Alexandria Quinn marriage proposals. Afer all, this site is well known for it's philanthropic and humanitarian gestures, so why the fuck not, right?

In his interview with Ms. Quinn, Gene Ross mentioned something about maybe having an internet marriage proposal contest, but I'm just going to forge ahead and grab the bull by the horns on this one.(Sorry Gino-- You snooze you looze!)

I should confess, however, that I'm not sure if I've ever met Ms. Quinn. I might have shot her once or twice, but I certainly can't be expected to remember all the sluts that have fucked in front of my camera. But what difference does that make? If you're interested in marrying this luscious tart, just email me your proposal and I'll make sure it gets to her.

I'm thinking that this marriage proposal thing should have some rules--or at least suggestions-- attached to it. So here goes:

1. Try to be clever with your proposal. Proposals that merely say something like, "Dear Ms. Quinn, Fuck it. I'll marry you," probably won't make much of an impression.

2. Remember that Alexandria is first and foremost a pornstar, so your proposal should include some information about your net worth. And my guess is, if your net worth ain't worth mentioning, your proposal probably ain't worth sending.

3. Assuming you have an impressive net worth, Alexandria's going to want to know what's in it for her, other than sucking that manly dick of your's. You might want to write something about what her living accomodations will be like, what kind of generous allowance you'll be giving her, what she'll be driving (courtesy of your wallet), and you might also want to talk about whether or not the future 'Mrs. You' will still be available to shoot scenes, hook on the internet, fuck any rock stars she might meet, and generally do the kinds of things most pornstars do.

I'm not sure when Alexandria's court appearance is, but you probably should send your proposal in the near future because once she's deported--marriage or no marriage--it might be more difficult to have the future 'Mrs. You' living here with you in America. Which reminds me of another rule for this thing, you must be a U.S. Citizen to enter your proposal; it ain't like she wants to be a citizen of some ridiculous place like Canada....actually, I think she already is.




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