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WELCOME BACK DALNY VARGA!
_POSTEDON 2002-11-01 15:52:03 by jimmyd

Tales of Pornography jimmyd _writes "

I have this list. It's in my head as I've never written it down. In fact, if questioned about it I'd be hard pressed to remember who all is on it. But I know it's there, in the dark recesses of my brain, and when someone's name pops up--someone on the list--the memories flood back.

I suppose I'm sounding a bit like Henri Pachard here: an old porn director reminiscing of days gone by. But first off, I ain't as old as Olde Henri. and my porn-days-gone-by certainly ain't as far back as Olde Henri's. Second, this isn't so much a reminiscing kind of moment as much as it's a funny rememberance of, well of days gone by. Ok, maybe it's no different than one of Henri's trips down memory lane, but my lane don't run as far as his.

The list I'm writing about is my "Whackiest Porn Stars" list. And a name I saw mentioned on Gene Ross's site today definitely reminded me that the list exists, for this chic is practically at the top of it.

Who do I speak of? Or whom, I'm not sure, my grammar sucks at times, anyway I'm speaking of none other than Dalny Varga. Gene has her listed as Dalny Marga, which may be an error, or perhaps in this, Dalny's current ititeration as a porn star, she's going by that monicker. Back when, however, she was Dalny Varga and she was one of the most truly touched--in a whacky kind of way--of all the porn stars I've known.

Some of you might remember Dalny. She once made the news when she hooked up with some lawyer and she and he tried to pressure SAG (the Screen Actors Guild) into representing porn actors. No shit! It made the local papers and everything. In fact, if my memory serves me, it made it onto local TV news shows.

Yep! I have some interesting memories of Dalny. Like the time I was shooting her in a night exterior scene (in a movie for Sin City, I don't remember which one) with J.J. Michaels. J.J. had just picked Dalny up, you know, as part of the script. Dalny was working the street and J.J. was looking for some action. (Wow! Can I write an original porn script or what?) Anyway, after shooting the pick-up bit, we had the car parked in lot in North Hollywood just outside the old Gourmet Studios building. (Another porn landmark now gone.) The car we were using was someone's convertible. Makes it much easier to shoot backseat scenes that way. The crew surrounded the car--lighting guys, sound guy, me with the camera--and J.J. is fishing his dick out of his pants. We were about to begin with Dalny sucking J.J.'s cock when Dalny suddenly shouted, "Cut!" I stopped the camera and looked at her, and then asked if anything was wrong. Dalny asked if we had any lube.

"Lube?" I asked. "You're doing a blowjob."

"I know," said Dalny, "But I need lube."

I shrugged, looked around for the P.A., and ordered up some lube for Dalny. Now you just know everone's waiting and wondering what Dalny's going to do with the lube as preparation for a blow job. The P.A. suddenly came running back and handed Dalny a bottle of lube. Probably "Wet Light" (a very popular lube with porn talent). Dalny accepted the lube, opened the top, tilted her head back, and proceeded to drink the stuff. Yep, I'll bet she squeezed about 4 or 5 ounces of that stuff into her mouth. Needless to say, the crew and I were taken back a bit. J.J. looked like he just saw a ghost.

"Wait a minute," shouted J.J., "Wait a fucking minute! Jimmy, I need to speak with you--Privately!"

With that, J.J. jumped out of the convertble, grabbed my arm, and hauled me away from the car.

"I can't do this," he pleaded. "Did you see what she did? She drank the fucking lube! Drank the fucking lube!!!! Jimmy please, I can't do this. She's too fucking out there. I'm really nervous about this and I don't think my dick's gonna get hard."

"Relax J.J.," I said in my best reassuring tone. "I know it's a little strange, but it's only lube... Maybe she has cotton mouth or something."

"Cotton mouth?" J.J. practically shouted. "She drank half the fucking bottle!"

"I know, I know, but listen to me J.J.," I continued reassuredly, "It's late, it's the last scene of the day, everyone's tired and wants to go home. I need to get this scene. I don't have the budget to pay for this location for a second night and it's too late to book another girl. Please do me a personal favor and get back in the car, relax, and let her blow you."

J.J. stood staring at me for a moment. He turned around and looked back at the car just in time--and I shit you not--to see Dalny taking another swig from the lube bottle.

"You fucking owe me!" J.J. said, wagging his finger at me and then he turned on his heels and walked back to the car.

We got the scene done. J.J. had a little trouble keeping his "edge" (that's porn talk for a guy keeping his dick hard), but we got it done. Later, after the scene, I asked Dalny why she drank the lube. She looked at me like I was asking a really stupid question.

"Why do you think?" She said. "I like lube."

And that was that.

The last time I saw Dalny was in my office. I was sitting there when Dalny came walking in. She seemed a bit formal as she extended her hand to shake mine. As I took her hand, I felt something in her palm, something small. She turned her hand so that whatever it was would transfer to my palm, and with that she announced that she needed to use the bathroom. She rushed out of my office leaving me with my hand still extended, staring at a little, folded-up piece of yellow paper nestled in my palm. I carefully unfolded the paper--it was one of those small Post-It notes--and I was careful to not rip it as the sticky part was hard to get undone. When I had it opened I read what was written on it:

Today Only!
Blow Job
$10

Just then Dalny came back to my office. She seemed a little more relaxed. She was looking at me, waiting for me to say something. I dropped the little, yellow Post-It into the trash can and looked her dead in the eye.

"I'm not shooting anything right now, Dalny. Sorry."

She stared at me for a moment, then smiled.

"Ok," she said. "I'll call you in a week or so."

And with that she turned and left.

I looked at the little piece of yellow paper lying there in my trash can. "What was I supposed to do?" I thought. I knew I didn't have any lube in my office.

Anyway, welcome back to the biz Dalny. You were always one who made it a bit more interesting.




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