I spent some time on the phone today with my good girlbud, Kendra Jade. It's the first time I've spoken with KJ in quite a while and man-oh-man where the fuck did the old KJ go?

This former wild-child of the porn biz, Ms. Jerry Springer homewrecker, a semi-regular on the Howard Stern radio show, and a girl who actually once tried to kill me (I'll tell the story sometime), and yes I'm talking homicide, 182, whatever you want to call it, is now... dare I say it? Boring as hell! I shit you not-- she's a freakin Stepford wife or something.

As some of you might know, KJ hasn't worked in the biz in quite a long time--about a year and a half. She has continued her dance career, and she's also in a band singing. And of course, all this sounds quite exciting--and probably is--but you sure as hell wouldn't know it by talking with the girl.

I asked her what's happened. I said, "KJ, you're freaking boring!"

"I know," she said. "All I ever do is hang around the house and listen to music, play with my dog..."

"How's your love life?" I asked.

"I'm in a relationship," she said.

"Serious relationship or a boy-toy?" I asked.

"We're getting married next month," She very nonchalantly answered.

"I guess that qualifies as a serious relationship." I cleverly noted.

"I guess." She said.

So that's pretty much how the convo went. She told me she was flying to Florida for a dancing gig tonight, but would be back on Monday. We made a date to have lunch, and when we do, I'll report back on just how boring she actually has become. Kendra also told me she has a new website kicking off soon-- ClubKendra, and it's part of the ClubJenna empire.

By the way, a little note to producers out there, Kendra is available, but for g/g scenes only.


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