MY PHONE CALL WITH KENDRA JADE
_POSTEDON 2002-11-21 00:42:06 by jimmyd |
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jimmyd _writes "
I spent some time on the phone today with my good girlbud, Kendra Jade. It's the first time I've spoken with KJ in quite a while and man-oh-man where the fuck did the old KJ go?
This former wild-child of the porn biz, Ms. Jerry Springer homewrecker, a semi-regular on the Howard Stern radio show, and a girl who actually once tried to kill me (I'll tell the story sometime), and yes I'm talking homicide, 182, whatever you want to call it, is now... dare I say it? Boring as hell! I shit you not-- she's a freakin Stepford wife or something.
As some of you might know, KJ hasn't worked in the biz in quite a long time--about a year and a half. She has continued her dance career, and she's also in a band singing. And of course, all this sounds quite exciting--and probably is--but you sure as hell wouldn't know it by talking with the girl.
I asked her what's happened. I said, "KJ, you're freaking boring!"
"I know," she said. "All I ever do is hang around the house and listen to music, play with my dog..."
"How's your love life?" I asked.
"I'm in a relationship," she said.
"Serious relationship or a boy-toy?" I asked.
"We're getting married next month," She very nonchalantly answered.
"I guess that qualifies as a serious relationship." I cleverly noted.
"I guess." She said.
So that's pretty much how the convo went. She told me she was flying to Florida for a dancing gig tonight, but would be back on Monday. We made a date to have lunch, and when we do, I'll report back on just how boring she actually has become. Kendra also told me she has a new website kicking off soon-- ClubKendra, and it's part of the ClubJenna empire.
By the way, a little note to producers out there, Kendra is available, but for g/g scenes only.
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