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WHAT'S WITH MY BALLS?
_POSTEDON 2002-11-21 01:05:36 by jimmyd

Tales of Pornography jimmyd _writes "I was taking a piss tonight and in my bathroom there's this big mirror that let's you see pretty much everything in the room, including my own private parts whenever I pee.

I don't want anyone to think I stare at my stuff while I'm peeing--that would be kind of gay I think. Even staring at your own dick and balls is probably gay because when you come down to it, a guy who stares at dick, even his own, is probably commiting at least a semi-gay act.

Anyway, I did glance downwards (glancing aint' staring) and it seems to me that since last time I glanced, which was probably during a bladder emptying session last night, my balls have dropped a good inch or so.

What's with that? I think I heard or read somewhere that as a guy gets older his testicals drop--and notice I said drop not droop because they certainly ain't drooping, but they do seemed to have dropped, and I think they've done the dropping all in the last 24 hours.

Does anyone out there know if this is normal? I would think that age-related, ball-dropping is something that takes place very slowly, possibly over years or maybe decades. But 24 hours?

I suppose it might be just temporary condition. Maybe it's just for tonight, or for a few days that my balls will be hanging a bit lower. Time will tell. But I'd be lying if I didn't admit it has me a bit concerned. I've always been a guy with tight nuts. You know, a tight sack stretched over a pair of potent brass 'nads, all compacted nicely in a sleek, compact bundle. (Hmm.... that sounded gay, huh?)

I've certainly seen plenty of guys with low-hanging, swinging nutsacks. Tony Tedeschi comes immediately to mind. But while there may have been times I slightly envied Tony's penile length, girth, and stamina, I certainly never wished to have my balls hanging and swinging as low as his.

Well, if anyone has any advice or knowledge on the subject of Suddenly Low Hanging Testical Syndrome, please let me know. Until then, I think I'll just scratch my nuts and wonder--although I'll be scratching a bit lower than usual.




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