Well, "Thanks, but no thanks, Doc!" There's no freakin' way I'm about to have some Quack take to my nuts with a scalpel. In fact, I'm happy to report that today my nutsack seems to have retreated nearly to its original compact size and hanging length. Perhaps last night I was simply very relaxed, which in turn, relaxed everything. My herbal medication tends to do that sometimes. At no time was I in any discomfort. There was no irritation to my scrotum or upper inner thighs. In fact, the only time I felt anything different was when I crossed my legs while lying on the bed, and one ball got caught in the front and the other in the rear between my legs. A simply manual adjustment to my overall genital area remedied this before any pain was experienced. This, of course, led to a series of manual adjustments and the next thing I knew... Well, maybe that's more information than anyone needs to read.

I know some of you might be wondering why I'm spending time writing about my testicals. Truth is, I don't know. This stuff should be way to personal to share with the public, but here I am sharing it. Perhaps it's a form of exhibitionistic writing.

Well, I'll sign off now. If any of simplyjimmyd.com's female readers would like to write in and tell-all with some interesting stories about your private parts, I'd be happy to share them with everyone. I'll even post uninteresting tales of tail.

jimmyd out.


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