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PORNO PR EXTREME DEATHMATCH
_POSTEDON 2002-04-03 10:48:38 by jimmyd |
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 jimmyd _writes "THIS STORY KEEPS GROWING...errrr...GOING.....whatever....
Now they're even writing about this over at LUKE FORD. Go check it out! LF.com claims they will underwrite any "Porno PR Extreme Deathmatch"
Please Note: Porno PR Extreme Deathmatch is (c) 2002 simplyjimmyd.com, and Porno PR Extreme Deathmatch, Inc., a wholly owned subsidiary of simplyjimmyd.com, ALL RIGHTS RESERVED by simplyjimmyd.com, and Porno PR Extreme Deathmatch, Inc.
MIKE SOUTH writes in: come on JimmyD this is hrdly a fair fight. Lookit Adella, lookit Meni.... Meni is a fucking midget...Adella could put her left hand on his forehead holding him so she is out of reach then she could pummel him into oblivion with her right. A fairer fight would be Meni and Bridgette the Midget.
(jimmyD sez: I've shot Bridgette the Midget....with the 18" dick guy. She took that monster as easily as she'd take Meni. My money would be on Bridgette.)
Another reader, RB, writes: Jimmy, How could you forget the most intriguing PR battle of all time, the main event: Jason Sechrest (JKP publicist) vs. Brian Gross (former JKP publicist)! Unfortunately both are very good friends and there is no resentment between them. So it wouldn't work out. But it is porn, so any hint of drama usually sparks a fire.
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THIS JUST IN: MENI TROUPAKIS CHALLENGES DIGITAL PLAYGROUND'S ADELLA TO A WRESTLING MATCH BATTLING FOR THE CROWN OF QUEEN OF ALL PORN STARS!
My crazy idea, written below, is beginning to take on a life of its own. I just received an email from Meni Troupakis, Jenna Jameson's internet PR guy. In the spirit of "Porno PR Extreme Deathmatch, Inc." (I knew this would take off, so I've already formed a Nevada corporation) Meni challenges the oh-so delectable Adella, Digital Playground's PR pussycat, to a no-hold-barred wrestling match! What is the purse, we might ask? I suggest they fight for their girls' crown. If Adella wins, Jenna recognizes Tera as the "Grand High Exalted Mystic Queen of all Porn Stars." If Meni wins, Tera concedes the same crown to Jenna.
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I'm an idea man, right? I'm always coming up with these fucking crazy ideas and I don't know where they come from. But here's the latest, and I'm hoping maybe someone will step up and say, "Hey Jimmy fucking D, that's a crazy idea...here, take this money and do something about it."
Ok, here's the idea: Pay-per-View Extreme Deathmatches between PR people. Can't ya see it? Fucking awesome! Adella from Digital Playground jumping into the Extreme Deathmatch Ring with Joy King from Wicked Pictures.
"Tera Rules! Serenity Blows!" Adella screams as she bashes Joy in the face with a Doc Johnson plaster cast of Tera' s tits.
Or how about a three-way between Harry Weiss from Metro, choosing off Jeff Wozniak, former Sin City PR guy, with Meni Troupakis, Jenna's internet PR guy, thrown into the mix.
I can just see David Sturman, AKA Matthew Taylor, at ringside (with his entourage of Israeli's and other key employees, their hands dutifully picking his pockets while he's distracted) promising Jeff his job back in spite of that Million-Dollar-Britney-Spears retarded idea that set the whole (porn) world laughing, if he kicks Harry's and Meni's ass.
Meanwhile, Big Harry W's big boss, Kenny Guarino, is also at ringside surrounded by his capo-di-tutti-fruiti, Greg "Stu Gotts" Alves, and they're telling Harry to take a fall cuz they got a lotta 'cake' riding on the big guy going down...which is chancy because Harry's not the kind of guy who takes failure well (he coulda been a contender at VCA--g'ahead--ask him).
And lastly, but not leastly, Meni T., who is in the best shape of all of them as he dances around the ring like a fag ballet dancer telling them "Neener, neener, neener...You'll never rep anyone as big as Jenna!"
Anyway, it's just an idea.
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