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_POSTEDON 2002-11-22 17:31:41 by jimmyd

Tales of Pornography jimmyd _writes "

Just when you think you're out, they pull you back in. The tale of my testicles refuses to end. It seems that I've incurred the ire of Harry Weiss, the man who would be Adella O'Neal.

Here's an email I just received from Sir Weiss:

Jimmy D.,

Let me clear something up right now; I really have no interest in your nuts. After you approached me about representation for them, I jokingly replied that ”you’ll probably want a 2 for 1 deal.” That was not, nor should it be considered, a firm offer to represent the testicles in question.

Since I have absolutely no prior experience in publicizing or handling in any manner another man’s testicles, I must refer you to Adella (of Digital Playground) for representation. She is a respected and talented publicist and I believe you will find her more than competent to fulfill any requirements that your nuts may have.

However, if she is not available, you may wish to contact Scott Stein. I had once heard him referred to as “a dick,” so he may have general knowledge in that area.


Harry Weiss, Weiss & Associates

Sorry if I misunderstood our conversation regarding your handling of my balls, Harry. If you think Adella should be handling my nuts, I'm down for that. I'm sure Adella has had loads of experience handling testicles. Bearing that in mind, I'm sure my 'nads will be in good hands if and when they end up being personally handled by Adella O'Neal.

As for your Scott Stein suggestion, while I have also heard that Scott is sometimes a dick, that is not to say he is a dick in search of nuts to handle. I'm sure Scott often has his hands full with his own balls, so why add mine to the mix? And please, no Jewish PR guy 'mixed nuts' jokes.

Anyway, I apologize for any confusion or misunderstanding. I will be calling Adella to ask her if she'd like to handle my balls.

Very Truly Yours,

Jimmy D


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