"It's hard to describe accurately the testicular torture involved." -The Fugs, "Saran Wrap"

Salutations again Jimmy,

Being a Nipponaphile like my partner in kink Daddi Kat (www.leatherkat.org), you have aroused a brief curiosity as to how Sumo Wrestlers store their crockery before getting in the ring. While we may see fit to inquire as to this squirrelike storage of nuts (honestly, I'd rather be playing with mine, but who wouldn't?) when we visit Japan, for the moment these nuts will have to sit on the back burner for the moment.

Until such time, there's much more I can write about. It doesn't just have to be about gonads, although they can of course be squeezed, twisted, stretched, stomped, stitched, pierced, sucked and shaved). I can write about where to get your nuts played with, who will play with them and do more. I can write about where you can find a nice submissive or Domme, where you can just let it hang out with kinky folk, and where to go if you get in trouble for letting it hang out...In fact, I do write about these things. I wholeheartedly encourage kinky SimplyJimmyD.com readers to check out my column every Thursday on AVNinsider.com's "Seen and Heard" and my regular posts to Crossroadsedge.com's Guest Columnist section (Dr. X., can I please have my own official section, please?).


As for more details about your testicles, please, haven't your poor readers had enough? To go on would be...I mean, it seems....come on.... really....

It's just nuts.

Jay Moyes
www.jaymoyes.com
21st Century Schizoid Man....




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