Simplyjimmyd.com's favorite King of the Trailer Parks... Mister White Trash Psychotic Motherfucker himself, Skeeter Kerkove, checks in with his newest tale of videotaped debauchery:

"Jimmy-- God Bless you and God Bless Pornography. This last Monday, I had the Mother Fucking Honor of Directing my first Gig, for Sin Citys New Company "Mayhem.

With my undereducated ass at the helm, that is exactly what it was. The new gang bang line is called: "Crowd Control". The gang bangs are the most hardcore around. There is so much "Full Throttle, Passionate aggresion", it would make "Patrick Collins" shake in his Boots. This "Gang Bang" is "Skeeter Kerkove" approved. Everything is always "Double oral," Double Vag" and "Double Anal". D.P.s for days. Over 100 ATM's. There is so much Cock in these girls holes, it qualified as a "Decadent Kerkove LoveStory", straight out of a romance novel, from David Sturman's home.

This is how it all started, I was at my usual haunt, pan-handling for my next cup of coffee and a Winston at the 7-11 on Topanga Canyon and Lassen and Scott Justice pulled up in his new Mercedes S-class. He took me to a health clinic, I was de-loused scrubbed down with chlorine and was ready to go. Then he gave me some of David Sturmans money and said I could go make the nastiest Gang Bang movie possible. Another plus to shooting for Sin City, is there is free coffee in the back, it is always fresh. I call it David Sturman coffee.

So as you can still see, I want the girls happy, I want them in a Euphoric state, never to be depressed always glowing and full of glee. So now to cover all possible angles, the "Cum", which is a Proved anti-depressant, is clearly deposited into the ass and pussy, this is for maximum absorbing into the blood stream. The more cum the girls receive, the more happy they are, also, multiple cum shots has a longer duration of "Happy Time". Anal Queen, award winning actress Bridgette Kerkove received 7 pop-shots and was giddy for 48 straight hours.

I strongly urge all directors to please, for the girls sake, keep good amounts of cum in the girls pussy and ass.

For more decadence, check out, bridgettekerkove.com and skeeterkerkove.com

love always,
Skeeter Kerkove [with a love and care, you don't find too often]"

jimmyD sez: Keep up the good work, Skeeter. You're a credit to your profession. If there's ever been anyone to put some true "SIN" into Sin City, it's you. By the way, did you also name those 7 cum shots after David Sturman?




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