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TO THE JIZ BIZ, FROM BRYAN SULLIVAN, WITH LOVE
_POSTEDON 2002-12-12 15:47:41 by jimmyd |
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 jimmyd _writes "I received this heartfelt and sincere love letter from porn's favorite fan, Bryan Sullivan. Let's show Bryan some love people! I think everyone should start writing him. I think he's lonely and wants a little attention, and he's probably a really good guy and only wants to see some wholesome family values instilled in the adult biz. Come on, it's the season to be jolly, right? So let's all write ole Bryan a jolly good letter. You'll feel better about yourself once you do.
Here's Bryan's love letter:
TO:
FM:
RE: HEY PORNSTARS! BRYAN SULLIVAN HATES YOU
In summary, pornstars are wicked and sinners before the Lord exceedingly, are violent and doom nations, are abominable to the masses, are worthy of death for their vile, depraved, unnatural sex practices, are called dogs because they are filthy, impudent and libidinous, produce by their very presence in society a kind of mass intoxication from their wine made from grapes of gall from the vine of Adam and the fields of Eve which poisons society's mores with the poison of dragons and the cruel venom of wasps, declare their sin and shame on their countenance, are shameless and unable to blush, are workers of iniquity and hated by God, are liars and murderers, are filthy and lawless, are natural brute beasts, are dogs eating their own vomit and sows wallowing in their feces, will proliferate at the end of the world bringing final judgment on mankind, have been finally given up by Sullivan to uncleanness dishonoring their own bodies among themselves, to vile affections, and to a reprobate mind such that the
Bryan's letter abruptly ends there. Maybe his phone rang, maybe he lost his internet connection, maybe the Jerry Falwell show came on, maybe he gave himself a chubby and had to take care of it. I, for one, would have liked to have read his final statement about 'a reprobate mind,' but oh well...maybe next time.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, Bryan!
You're in our thoughts and in our hearts!
P.S. Bry--Could you please send me a pic of yourself so I can post it in any future articles that include you? It would be very helpful and add a nice, personal touch to your stuff...thanks in advance.
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