JUST BEING AN ASSHOLE
_POSTEDON 2002-12-12 18:16:01 by jimmyd |
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jimmyd _writes "
Sometimes I just get in these asshole moods where I want to talk, or more accurately, write some shit. Any of you feel that way sometimes? Sure you do. We have more than our share of shit-talkers and shit-writers in this biz, and that's how I know many of you like talking and/or writing shit too.
So I think I'm going to write some shit about AVNinsider.com. Well, not exactly about the website per se, but more about the contributing writers. Let me correct that one too: I'm not really writing shit about AVNinsider.com, or all of it's contributing writers, I'm going to narrow my shit-writing down to the non-contributing writers. You know which ones you are. You're the ones who obviously like seeing your mug on that page, but don't actually contribute anything, at least not for months and months and months.
Don't get me wrong, I know it takes some work to sit down and write this crap. Not to mention you might have to think a little too. Hey, that's what I'm doing right now. At least, the writing part because afer all, I am writing shit and writing shit--like talking shit--doesn't usually require much thinking. Now I know you guys don't get paid to write shit for AVNinsider, but then, neither do I--I mean, I don't get paid to write any of this shit for my site, just like you don't get paid to write for them. I'm not bitching about that. It's my choice. If I want to take time out of my schedule to write--for free--that's my business. And same goes for you. Which is why I guess you don't write. And you know who "you" are--you're the ones down at the bottom of the page who haven't written for months and months. Why AVN keeps your faces on there like your some kind of active 'contributing writers' is beyond my realm of comprehension. But then, and I've said this before, it's a pretty small realm, so what the fuck do I know?
There's probably not too many of you who have anything to say that anyone reading would really give a shit about anyway. Maybe that's why you don't write anything. Maybe you already know that. And just so you know that I don't think I'm so fucking special as a writer, the naked fucking truth is I don't really think anyone gives a shit about any of the shit I write about either. And that's ok, because I don't really give a shit if anyone who reads me gives a shit if that kind of shit makes any sense.
But I'd be lying if I didn't say that it kind of annoys me to look at your collective head-shots every time I log onto that site--knowing that you don't really contribute jack-shit. I'm always thinking, "What the fuck's with this?" I guess maybe AVNinsider just needs to fill space on the page.
Maybe I'm being unfair here. Maybe there's good and just reasons for some of you contributing writers to not contribute. Take Lex Steel, dude's got got a lot of women to fuck with that big slab of beef hung between his legs. I guess if I was more like Lex--with tons of women to fuck on a regular basis instead of home jerking off--I wouldn't have much time to contribute anything other than my DNA either.
And Chris Mann? He's no doubt a busy guy. He's got that company to run. And since his first and only article dealt with his internal struggle to shill or not to shill for Video Team, I guess he's still struggling.
I don't know what's with Sydnee Steele. I suppose the exciting life of a porn contract star doesn't leave much time for anything else. I mean, she's got the gym to go to, the hair stylist, the cosmetic counter at any of a number of high-end department stores, clothes buying, fan mail, and probably a whole lot of stuff I haven't even thought of like the signings, the movies, the appearances. Shit, if my life was like that, I wouldnt' have time to write either. Of course, if my life included a cosmetic counter, it would make me a queer, but let's not go there.
The girls of Las Vegas Novelties haven't been too prolific from a writing point of view either. But then, most of them probably have the same sort of problems Sydnee does.
Al Borda and Max Hardcore don't contribute too frequently, but I guess that's a good thing. So I don't want to say anything that might cause them to change their M.O. and start writing.
Michael Raven is probably too busy working out all that religious angst he's got. Either that, or he's too busy enjoying Julia Ann, (I'm assuming she's still his main squeeze), and I guess if I had to choose between the "sword and the pen" and Julia Ann's charms, well, I think the legal term is 'no lo contesto.'
I guess that covers about half the contributing writers and I suppose that's really not too bad. In baseball, batting .500 is fucking incredible! So maybe AVNinsider isn't doing as bad with its writers as I'm making out.
Again, what the fuck do I know?
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