A TEMPEST IN A TEAPOT? :: Simply Jimmy D :: Breakin' News or Breakin' Balls: It's all the same to me!

jimmyd _writes "It's almost midnight and I haven't been home too long from spending the day shooting sex. It was all pretty uneventful. The penises worked just fine as they were inserted into various female orifices. The female orifices worked just fine as well, and without any special maintenance. (Don't ask, you don't want to know.) All the equipment operated with only minor glitches. Lunch was pizza from Dominoes which gave me gas. By the way, those cinnamon sticks Dominoes sells aren't too bad assuming you like cinnamon and aren't trying to maintain a girlish or boyish figure. I would sincerely love to achieve such a figure one more time in my life, but apparently I'm not willing to work hard enough at doing so, otherwise I wouldn't have eaten the cinnamon sticks and been able to provide a hands-on, or should I say mouths-on report on them. By the way, I don't recommend the sticky, white, sugary shit they give you to dip the sticks in, so I'll just stick to eating my sticks the way they came into this world: naked and unfrosted.

Since we were shooting smut for what will become an inter-active DVD, all the camerawork either took place from a tripod, or attached to the end of a jib arm. This meant there was no crawling with a camera under some guys pumping ass with his swollen, baby-batter filled nuts swinging dangerously close above my head . It's always a good day in porn when another man's cajones are not hanging like twin 'Swords of Damoclese' over my melon.

I hired a newbie shooter for this project to work 2nd cam and shoot behind-the-scenes. His name is Chico Redfield. I think Chico has what it takes to do well in this biz. I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not. If he does, I hope I won't have to remind him who invented him--at least the 'porn him'--over these last few days.

I met Wayne Hentai from AVN and Scott Fayner from Hustler. Neither of which, to my knowledge, have ever written badly of JimmyD or his movies. (Fucking great! Now I'm speaking of myself in the third person. That's what it's come to. Just fucking great.) Anyway, I decided to be open and friendly which is very uncharacteristic of me. Both Wayne and Scott are fun guys. I've heard that Scott spends more than his fair share of quality time between the legs of nubile, young porn stars. Geez, he looks like a kid. I guess I'm getting old. Wayne has an almost perpetual smile on his face. I kept wondering what he knows that I don't know, and whether I should know--being more than a few years older than Wayne--or am I better off not knowing. I guess only Wayne can answer that. I think I'll ask him next time I see him. If it's good, juicy shit, maybe I'll write a Wayne Hentai exclusive for the site. I guess it depends on what Wayne has to say.

I'm feeling a bit guilty about some of the writing I haven't yet completed and posted. Not too long ago I wrote about my field trip to Elegant Angel. I promised a follow-up and haven't got that done yet. They probably think I'm being a flake. Sorry. It's coming though.

Finally checked my email for the first time since last night. Quite a few comments about my Bryan Sullivan article, although nothing written from the FBI. In fact, it seems there's a bit of a tempest brewing over my Bryan Sullivan coverage and I think I should make a few simple, public comments about that.

First and foremost, I never stated that I believe or disbelieve what Bryan Sullivan told me, and I thought that was pretty clear. I did offer opinions and shared my gut-instincts about some of it. But for the record, I have no idea what's true and what's bullshit in this matter. I have often layed some claims to being some kind of pseudo-journalist, but I don't think I've claimed to be a pseudo-investigative journalist. I've made no efforts, therefore, to prove or disprove Bryans allegations. I would love to get Gene Ross's version of all this, but I don't have a freaking clue how to reach him. I intend to finish my Bryan Sullivan article, but not because I think Bryan deserves attention. I'm going to finish it because I think most of my readers want me to finish it. And what am I, but nothing, without the support of my readers? Man, that sounded like ass-kissing bullshit, huh...

I think I shall retire to my bed now. My herbal sleep inducer has kicked in.

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