Digital Playground announced today that it will remake the Warner Bros. science fiction classic movie "The Illustrated Man."

The original, based on the Ray Bradbury book of short stories of the same name, starred Rod Steiger and Clair Bloom. DP's remake will star Evan Seinfeld and Tera Patrick, with Seinfeld reprising Steiger's role.

It seems DP has worked out its contract problems with Tera, and it's reported the two lovebirds, Tera and Evan, have inked a deal which includes them starring in the remake.

DP's award-winning director, Nic Andrews, will direct from a script by Beth (Who?) Ann Raphael.

"I'm going to shoot this movie as an interactive DVD," Andrews told reporters. The audience will be able to pick a tattoo anywhere on Evan's body, click on it, and the appropriate story will play."

Adella O'Neal, DP's hard-working publicist had this to say, "We already have a cover for "Tattoo" magazine promised. This movie will redefine the art of pornography, taking it to the next level."

Tera Patrick and Evan Seinfeld were unavailable for comments.

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