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HARRY WEISS TELLS WHY THE CARLY MILNE BUKKAKE WON'T TAKE PLACE
_POSTEDON 2002-12-24 15:57:40 by jimmyd |
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 jimmyd _writes "Responding to Carly Milne's latest fantasy that she may or may not have written (pornblography.com), famed jiz biz publicist Harry Weiss lists his reasons why the Carly Milne/Porn Directors bukkake will never take place.
Harry sez: "Other than you could never find a sound stage big enough to fit all those egos, here's some individual reasons for these porn directors being too busy to spooge on Carly:
1. Michael Raven will be too busy searching for the symbolism.
2. Nic Andrews will be too busy trying to figure out how to fit the bukkake in between all the car crashes.
3. Mike Quasar will be too busy whining that the bukkake will only get 3 1/2 stars from AVN.
4. Henri Pachard, will be too busy trying to flush Carly's head down a toilet.
5. Brad Armstrong will be too busy dating future Wicked contract girls.
6. JimmyD will be too busy trying to figure out how he can get the thing edited in less than 4 months.
7. James Avalon will be too busy having Carly read for the role first.
8. Mike South will be too busy trying to figure out how he can win Best Pro-Am with the tape.
I regret any directors I've overlooked who would or would not be too busy to spooge on Carly Milne."
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