Mike South --webmaster, libertarian, hillbilly, and purveyor of fine, distilled Southern-style porn that does not include incest themes--Hey, he's from the South, remember?--anyhoot, Mike has graciously provided me with another list of directors to add to the ever-growing "directors too busy to bukkake Carly Milne" directors list.

And just so everyone knows, I could have come up with this shit myself. And it would have been funnier. But I think this Carly Milne is on to something with her "let other people do the writing," strategy. So by me posting Mike South's stuff, I'm penetrating her strategy with my new strategy--or maybe that goes the other way around, I dunno--but I'm thinking, like I said, that she's on to something and I'm gonna give it a whirl.

So here's Mike South's list:


1. Kid Vegas would be too busy crowing about how his involvement is going change bukkakes forever.

2. Paul Thomas would be too busy someplace else because he doesn't like being present when the sex scenes are shot.

3. Michael Ninn would be too busy trying to figure out how he would OVER Edit it in less than a year.

4. John Leslie would be too busy trying to backlight the whole thing using natural light.

5. Mark Kulkis would be too busy trying to build a website using Carly, promising blowjobs to AVN Award voters.

6. Randy West would be too busy injecting.... never mind I aint going there.

7. Tyce Bune would be.... fuck that, this is only for REAL Directors.

If I left anyone off here that person should notify me and I will try to offend you as soon as is possible, please help me out by telling me what it is you are sensitive about so that I may be insensitive about exactly that --South


jimmyD sez: You know what? Maybe I will add just a few of my own.

JIMMYD'S LIST OF DIRECTORS TOO BUSY TO BUKKAKE CARLY MILNE

1. Skeeter Kerkove would be too busy telling everyone the bukkake is a "true Kerkove Romance."

2. Tom Zupko would be too busy recruiting lepers for the scene.

3. Jim Powers would be too busy trying to find gorilla costumes for all the bukkake-ers.

4. Jonathon Morgan would be too busy forging his name on the script.

5. Slain Wayne would be too busy with the other two bukkakes he simultaneously booked himself for.

6. Rocco Sifredi would be too busy choking and spitting on Carly.

7. Jim Holliday would be too busy talking about Jim Holliday.

8. Jane Hamilton would be too busy making sure everyone was wearing condoms.

9. Jim Gunn would be too busy replacing all the guys with girls and turning it into the world's first all-lesbian bukkake.

10. Luke Ford (yes, Luke Ford once directed a skin flick) would be too busy looking for a Jewish connection and mob involvement in the bukkake.


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