Alexandria Quinn has been located thanks to some extraordinary sleuthing by porn-auteur Slain Wayne.

In a revealing clip that can only be viewed at Slain's cutting-edge, porn-noir website, subvisionfilms.com, Ms. Quinn is revealed shacked up in a dingy motel room somewhere in the greater Chatsworth area. Slain does an impromptu, penetrating interview with the Canadian-born, INS-challenged Ms. Quinn. Here's a brief excerpt (Not exact quotes, but you get the idea):

SLAIN: What have you been doing?

QUINN: Fucking. What else does a whore do?

Judging from the clip, I'm thinking ole Slain might have gotten his dick sucked in exchange for some Chinese take-out. Hey, it's the porn biz, it's like a handshake, right?

The entire staff of simplyjimmyd.com is heartwarmed and thankful that Alexandria Quinn has been found--alive and well. We are also quite happy that we've inspired Mr. S. Wayne to create yet another fascinating and entertaining segment to the always fascinating and entertaining segments to be found on his site, subvisionfilms.com. The staff is also proud to mention that it engaged in a festive, holiday circle-jerk while viewing the undulating images of Ms. Quinn's meaty, sugar plum, ass cheeks so candidly revealed in Slain's clip.

After cleaning up, the staff wondered aloud why simplyjimmyd.com is not linked on Slain's site, as his is here, in the column to the left of this article.








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