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MORE DIRECTORS UNABLE TO BUKKAKE CARLY MILNE
_POSTEDON 2002-12-26 18:49:07 by jimmyd |
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 jimmyd _writes "Wow! Now that I have my very own message board, I've got even more people willing to write my site for me. I told ya that Carly girl was on to something!
From my mssg. board, a Mrs. Sullivan posts (with some minor editing by your's truly):
In the tradition of your other thread's here is my contribution:
1) Mason would be too busy trying to convince Patrick that a partial bukkake drowning isn't overly violent.
2) Dale Weinburg (jimmyD sez: Dale who?) would need Randy Spears or Lee Stone present to really get off.
3) Al Borda (jimmyD sez: Al who?) would be too busy screaming how he was the pioneer of bukake and set the standard that everyone has bastardized.
4) Brandon Irons couldn't do it because Carly is intelligent, self-assured (read intimidating) and not a naive barely-legal with questionable beauty.
5) Jill Kelly would be too busy trying to turn Carly into another Jill Kelly look-a-like.
6) Sean Michaeals would be too busy being 3 hours late, and only really interested in taking Carly out to wine and dine her.
7) Dave Cummings would be too busy trying to get his FBI friends involved.
8) Father John (jimmyD sez: Father who?) couldn't do it because his Power Rangers uniform is at the cleaners. (Since when do kids direct porn?)
9) Rod Fontana could do it, but he would be too busy trying to stuff Carly's foot up his ass.
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