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Who Makes More Money-- Traditional Porn or Internet Porn?

Traditional porn is still the fattest cash cow.
Internet porn is raking in most of the bucks.
It ain't going in my pocket-- I don't give a fuck!

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_POSTEDON 2002-12-27 16:43:09 by jimmyd

The Jiz Biz jimmyd _writes "Again, from my brand-spanking-new forum, a reader posts. This time, it's Enrico Santana (claiming to be a cousin to LukeFord.com's Chico Santana). I have no idea whether it's true or not--that Enrico is Chico's cuz-- but I didn't write this shit so what the fuck. If you ain't happy with what you're reading, just remember not to take a shot at the messenger! (Yeah, that'd be me).

Here's Enrico Santana's list of directors too busy to bukkake on Carly Milne (again, minor editing by Strunk and White--and no doubt most of ya don't have a clue who or what Strunk and White is, because if you did you'd probably not be reading this site):

1. Bud Lee would be too busy trying to cast Asia Carrera in it.

2. Chuck Martino would be too busy looking for a rehab with a tanning bed.

3. Joey Silvera would be too busy searching for third world trannys.

4. Jules Jordan would be too busy looking for SPF-2000 sunblock.

5. David Aaron Clark would be too busy moving his stomach so he could find his dick.

6. Patrick Collins would be too busy seaching warehouses for his next director.

7. The Jordan brothers would be too busy flexing in front of a mirror.

8. Max Hardcore would be too busy entering Catalina in the Special Olympics.

9. Ron Jeremy wouldn't be too busy, but when he shows up, he'd leave early when he was told that there wasn't a buffet.

10. Peter North(AKA Matt Ramsey) would be too busy trying to cast the first Mankkake.


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