If you haven't visited the Jizz Bizz Message Board, hosted by this site, you're missing some stimulating, controversial, and even sometimes hilarious shit.

The board's only been up for three days and has already seen over 500 unique visitors stumbling through its door. We already have over 50 posts and some of it is pretty interesting reading. Hell, even lukeford.com cut-and-pasted one of the posts onto their site, not that that's much of a whoop-dee-freaking-doo.

So what the fuck are you waiting for? Take a magical mystery tour of this brand-new bullshit pulpit. And don't just read, post something. The world's dying to know what you have to say. Ok, maybe it's not dying, but there's a few out there who might enjoy your post.

By the way, the First Ammendment is alive and well on the board, although it sometimes gets pricked a bit. If you want a message board with total and complete freedom of speech, go start your own. There is some moderating on this board, but only to prevent mindless, incoherent, annoying drivel from cluttering it's pages. Ideas and beliefs aren't moderated--even if they're unpopular--but retarded, insignificant, flaming, illiterate babbling is.

So get over it.


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