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_POSTEDON 2003-01-02 23:31:45 by jimmyd

FYI jimmyd _writes "Got an email this morning from Mark Hamilton, a VP at the LFP/Borg Empire. I think he's somewhere around "3 of 12."

Dear JimmyD,

Even as a representative of the LFP/Borg empire, your #1 prognostication did put a smile on my face. Of course, resistance is NOT futile-our own prognostication is that content creation will become only more diverse (as you alluded to in your later prognostications).

Seriously, we really believe that the tent is big enough for everyone-no need to fear the Borgs!

Have a good New Year.

Mark Hamilton
LFP Video

jimmyD sez: Just so you know, that's how they get your guard down before they assimilate-- with innocent-sounding stuff like, "Of course, resistance is NOT futile." Yeah, uh-huh, OK. I really loved the comment, "Seriously, we really believe that the tent is big enough for everyone-no need to fear the Borgs!" First off, Borg don't travel in tents. If he wasn't trying to catch us off-guard, he would rightly have said, "...we really believe that the CUBE is big enough for everyone..." So I'm going to say what I said already, "Resistance is futile!"

And Happy New Year to you and everyone in the collective, Mark!

It's the First of theYear and I'm caught up in my annual self-torturing, self-deprecating, self-scrutinizing, self-analyzing, self-assessment. The process usually results in a list of self-resolutions. Hopefully, I'll be out of this by the time I get to the show--it's worse than a Vulcan going through Pom Phar. And no, I ain't a Trekkie, I just know some of this Star Trek shit.

Today I accidently came across a photo of myself taken a little over two years ago. It's my favorite 'JimmyD the Pornographer' pic. There's plenty of porn-sleaze oozing out this photo. But as I studied the pic, I realized--painfully realized-- that not only was this picture taken more than two years ago, it was taken more than 50 pounds ago! Fifty fucking pounds! Fifty pounds plus! Five-Oh! One-half of a hundred! And no, I'm not short. I'm kind of leaning back against the wall, plus the chics are tall!

Yeah, yeah, I know I didn't JUST realize I gained all this weight. But I just realized it EVEN MORE looking at the pic, OK?

But like I said, I like this pic. I got the whole, middle-aged, hippy/biker/60s rock star porn-director thing going.















An obvious resolution will be to get on a serious diet and excercise regimen as soon as I'm back from Vegas.

Speaking of Vegas, I'll be there from January 8 - 12. I'm hoping I'll find a way to update from there. If not, I'll have pics and shit to share when I return.

Carly Milne had some really funny shit on her site today. Go take a look at the Orgy at Carly's action pics if you haven't done so already. I'm still laughing.

I'll be putting up a REAL message board real soon. It'll be part of a new site I'm involved with, sexdailynews.com. The current Jizz Bizz Message Board has some cool shit on it. I've been following Jeremy Steele's 9/11 Conspiracy Theory thread and it's attracted some intelligent response--from some other people I mean, not from Jeremy.

Talked to Wanger Wang on the phone today. He's all full of piss-and-rice vinegar for the new year. He says any agreement he made in 2002 to not talk shit about whoever is null and void. That was a 2002 agreement only. This is a new year and all bets are off. He's already started up his Steve Austin shit again.

Fuck it. I'm done. I stopped by the Goodwill Thrift Store on the way home tonight and found a MIB copy of the Ken Burns PBS documentary , 'Lewis & Clark: The Journey of the Corps of Discovery' for $1.99. I've never seen it. Burns's Civil War mini-series, and the baseball one, were great. I expect this one will be as well. I'm going to start watching it now.





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