Mike Quasar, the man who would be Best Director, voiced his displeasure over the simplyjimmyd.com scientific poll that indicates his chances of winning the prestigious award are slim to none. In a tersely worded email, the Quaze writes---


"You bastard!

Yes, it's true. According to your unscientific online poll, my chances of winning an AVN award appear about as promising as Skeeter Kerkove receiving a Merit badge from Girl Scouts of America. This, despite the best efforts of my political campaign at www.votequasar.blogspot.com. It's also true that during my tenure at Metro there have been no PR people employed who have been able to raise my stature in the the industry one iota beyond "Oh, you mean the guy that looks like Tom Byron?". Yes, the name Mike Quasar is indeed insipid and uninspired particularly when held up against the more testosterone-laden Brad Armstrong or Michael Raven. Indeed Jimmy D, every single thing you have said is true and your cruel dissertation has almost destroyed my already fragile mental health. Bereft of both hope and happiness, I will now retire to your Jizz Bizz message board and begin life anew swapping conspiracy theories and bad grammar with Jeremy Steele.

And I thought you were my friend."

jimmyD sez: You look like Tommy Byron? That never occurred to me.



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