Susan B. Anthony and Elizabeth Cady Stanton, those pioneers of the Women's Suffrage Movement, must be dancing jigs in their graves. Finally--FINALLY--someone's taken up the gauntlet of Women's Porn Suffrage.

That someone--wouldn't ya just know it--is none other than our favorite pornblographer, Carly Milne.

And you know what? I think it's about fucking time someone championed women's porn viewing rights! I know that as a porn director, my eyes have been opened... my consciousness has been expanded... thanks to Carly, I've had a porn epiphany!

Carly, I'm going try my best to get in touch with my feminine side the next time I'm shooting smut. I'm going to think to myself, "What do all those ladies out there want?" And I'm going to give it to them. Women aren't as visual as men are when it comes to sex? Fine. I'll give them romance. I'll give them Harlequin pulp fiction. I'm going to be the guy who puts (s)ensuousness back into recorded (s)ex. I'll put real and meaningful (p)assion back into (p)ornography.

But if I end up out of work, Carly--if the jizz bizz kicks me to the curb because of where you've led me-- I'll fully expect you to get me one of those soft, cushy jobs at Metro like the unmentionable Mike Quasar has.

Carly writes: "Honey, the fact that you wrote this proves that you didn't absorb a damn word I wrote. In fact, I'm wondering if you just read the header and decided, based on that, to write something in rebuttal without even going through the rest of what I'd said. If you had read the whole thing, you'd see that it was MIKE SOUTH who claimed that women aren't as visual and want more romantic porn. I contested his claims.

I suggest you go back to my site and reread my diatribe, and put down the pipe while you're doing so."

jimmyD sez: You mean my hard-learned Evelyn Wood techniques may be flawed?



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