GREG ZEBORAY WANTS YOU! :: Simply Jimmy D :: Breakin' News or Breakin' Balls: It's all the same to me!

jimmyd _writes "What I mean is, Greg Zeboray wants you to know something. So he sent me a press release. Now I'm not really a press release kind of guy. And probably everyone's figured that out already. Why? Because I probably can't be trusted to run your self-serving, shameless plug of a press release without fucking with it. I'll bet Adella, and Harry, and Joy, and Jason, and Scott, and Meni and the rest have all figured that out.

But Greg's different. He's a believer. He believes in you and he believes in me and he believes we're all, down deep, good caring people in spite of the fact that we've been sentenced to this porno gulag for some crime or another against humanity. (Commited either in this life, or a past one.)

Okay, Mister Ivy-league dressing, believing in the goodness of pornsters, insurance man. I'm going to run your INCREDIBLY BORING PRESS RELEASE in spite of the fact that there is absolutely NOTHING FUNNY or entertaining in it.

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Greg Zeboray's Press Release courtesy of simplyjimmyd.com:

Greg Zeboray Insurance Services (GZIS) is pleased to announce the appointment of Manon Lucas to our staff effective March 20th. Manon, who brings 4 years experience in health and life insurance sales, will concentrate on generating new business within our entertainment clients located in the Los Angeles and San Fernando Valley areas.

"We are really excited about Manon joining us", commented Greg Zeboray, Vice President and CFO of the parent company, Golden State Equities, Inc. "We invested over a years time in finding the correct person for this position, and believe we have found her in Manon. She has a solid understanding of the products offered through GZIS, and a personality that will fit in perfectly with the individuals that make up the portion of the entertainment industry that we proudly represent".

In addition to the above, Manon will also handle all California Life Insurance sales for GZIS. According to Zeboray, "This marks the first time in GZIS's history that we have had a true life insurance specialist on board, and that will help take us to the next level."

Look for Manon as she makes her weekly sales calls to the various studios and talent agencies. Additionally, she will be working out of the PAW (Protecting Adult Welfare) office Wednesday's between 11:00 and 3:00 pm.

French-Canadian born Manon, who resides in Palmdale with her husband and three children, and can be reached at (661) 274-1120 or (949) 498-7017.

(Note from jimmyD: Manon? What kind of name is that? I don't have a fucking clue how to pronounce that. No doubt there's some rude French way of saying it. Is it like 'filet mignon?' And a couple of other questions, is this Manon cute? NIce tits? (This is a porn site, don't forget) Does she shave her legs and armpits? She is French-Canadian after all. Will you be sending me any more press releases??? Hmmmm??? Probably not.)
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