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FROM MY INBOX
_POSTEDON 2003-01-21 13:18:04 by jimmyd

Email jimmyd _writes "Email this AM from Hustler's intrepid, gonzo journalist, Scott Fayner:

"Just read the profile of me on your site. Great, fucking great. But you were inaccurate on two points, and I just want to clear some things up:

1) I found that wrinkled shirt on the beach in Nantucket, Massachusetts. I don't even know what J.C. Penney is, nor would I ever buy a shirt.

2) It was double Captain Morgan and cokes I was interested in consuming at dinner, not the wimpy single serving version. Are you trying to ruin
my career here??

You're a horrible journalist. Next time get your facts straight. I have a feeling that picture of me is going to be around for a long time....damn you Carly!!!

Fayner"

JimmyD responds: Scott, I humbly apologize for my lack of attention to detail. I'm not a real journalist, I'm a pornalist, which means I get a lot of leeway with shit like facts, detail, truth, and journalistic integrity and morality--I learned that from Luke Ford.

Charlie from Digital Playground writes in:

"JimmyD-- Looking just a tad deeper than the actual words, does there seem to be a commonaltiy between the albeit educated (well, at least the structure, punctuation and spelling were almost flawless), yet nonetheless insane manifesto of the "Anti-Porn Guy" and the drooling, moronically insipid lunacy pouring forth like a broken sewer main from one besullivan (now three to five times daily)?

Dress code? DRESS CODE??!! If we all have to look like HIM, I'm moving to Amsterdam. (In fact, I'm moving there anyway.)

I was just wondering if anyone else caught that..."

jimmyd sez: An educated, articulate, thinking-man's Bryan Sullivan. Who woulda thought?

AVN's Tod Hunter also shot a quickie off to me:

Tod writes: "BTW, Anti-Porn Guy hasn't updated his site in two years. He either gave up or is writing legislation for John Ashcroft until a federal judgeship comes up..."

jimmyD sez: Maybe Anti-Porn Guy went to Denmark, had a sex change operation, and now lives in Salt Lake City, Utah, under the name of Paula Hanson, Porn Czar.

And finally, Lee, from San Jose, checks in.

Lee writes: "Ain't he a hoot ! Don't let this (Anti-Porn) guy fool you Jimmy. I read his shit a long time ago and concluded he's a yank off who gets his kicks stirring shit about the very shit he loves. He jerks off in his panties while downloading kiddie sites on his internet troll. He dreams of sucking cock, round the clock, so he vents on homosexuals. You'll find this nerd/turd is just pissed off cause he ain't gettin'any. He's a Sick Fuck!!

You hang in there Jimmy!

Regards,

Lee, San Jose, California

jimmyD sez: Ya think?





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