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"PORN CZAR" PAULA HUSTON GOES THE WAY OF THE ROMANOFFS
_POSTEDON 2003-01-21 18:51:58 by jimmyd

Email jimmyd _writes "

Steve Millan posts on the Jizz Bizz Message Board:

"Porno News Network's website reports that the state of Utah, due to budgetary cuts, have fired their "Porn Czar," Paula Houston, and will also disintergate that much-gratuitious political position on April 1.

Well known for being both terminally butt ugly, and being an extremely anti-porn, heavily religious ex-prosecutor (who,at 43,is still a virgin!!!), Paula often challenged the First Amendment with her iron-fisted views of porn, and vowed to do anything to help have it banished off the face of the Earth. But it looks more like the heavy success of the recent AVN Expo had convinced Utah state officials to see just how unnecessary it is to have a "porn czar," or to even have anyone crusade against a sexually-orientated genre that is more socially powerful,and financially stable than anyone in Paula's pathetic position.

Everyone in the offices of AVN, Screw, and Hustler are probably celebrating this news right about now."

jimmyD sez: In celebration, I jerked off to Luke Ford's solitary porn-directing effort, "What Women Want," thus demonstrating to the State of Utah, and to Paula Huston, that even the worst of porn is better than no porn.




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