THOUGHTS ON ABC'S PORNUMENTARY :: Simply Jimmy D :: Breakin' News or Breakin' Balls: It's all the same to me!

jimmyd _writes "Some posters on the Jizz Bizz Message Board had this to say about last night's ABC show. (I didn't watch--was editing till late--a pornographer's work is never done.)

JMT posts: If you professional porno people made your stuff seem anywhere close to as depraved and filthy as this Primetime Live thing depicts it, your sales would go way up. I'm eagerly awaiting the next 30 minutes . . . .

Let it be remembered that on 1/23/03, the phrase "double-anal" is first uttered on American network TV. Leonard Goldenson spins in his grave. And my local ABC affiliate mysteriously goes off-line - not even a "we are experiencing technical difficulties; please stand by" ... hmmmm.

Huston Don posts: I taped the show and just watched it. Yeah, it's another hack piece of ABC style yellow journalism but did anyone think it would be something else? No one here's that naive, yes?

I suppose my biggest disappointment with the show was how obvious "Bella" was about her tormented life. I remember her fragile ego getting a bit bruised on another forum awhile back and the calls of her "fans" who wanted to see her get into doing more graphic circus act sex. Maybe a few of them feel guilty but I doubt it.

Overall, the industry's not putting a gun to anyone's head. If performers want what amounts to big bucks in a trailer park for a scene, they can accept all the jobs they can. If they don't want the money, that's fine too-there's always another group of gals who want it more. I wonder if any of the bleeding hearts who've added responses to ABC's forum understand how supply and demand works. Further, I wonder if any of those willing to force companies to pay the performers more understand how business in general works-the people who front the dough, take the risks and get the rewards (or losses).

And finally, meatpuppet Hamilton Steele posts: The aftermath of last night's mainstream show is upon us in the jizz bizz.

As I look outside my apartment, I give pause for deep thought and reflection. to my surprise I come to the following conclusions:

1) There is still no such thing as a fucking dcent lawn in SoCal.

2) Today there will still be 200 people ahead of me in line at the 99 cent only store and the idiots still won't open another teller.

3) I will never understand the reason L.A.P.D likes to do fly-bys with their helicopter at odd hours. (I live in a decent neighbourhood)

4) Nair should really consider hiring Ron Jeremy to become as a spokesperson. (If they can get rid of his body hair imagine what they can do for everyone else)

5) Somebody should tell JimmyD that the 70s are over. (Update your music collection)

6) Jim Powers has never asked me to wear a gorrila suit for a blow job. (I think it might be fun)

7) There is no such thing as a bed in porn. Instead I have to fuck the girl in the smallest, most obscure and awkward places.

8) My stragety for porn success is still going to be "I love everyone and have no opinions."

9) My wife fucks more straight women than I do. (Not necessarily a bad thing)

10) That I should be thankful for small blessings from God. Afterall, I know that I'm never going to be booked to have sex with Diane Sawyer. (And if by chance it does happen, Jim Powers will have her wear the gorilla costume)

I guess this means that nothing has changed and I'm still a meat puppet. My job is great, the people I work with are just too fucking funny and as long as there are girls like Holly Hollywood out there. I always have something to look forward to each day.

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