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WHERE THE FUCK HAVE I BEEN?
_POSTEDON 2003-01-31 01:26:54 by jimmyd

Tales of Pornography jimmyd _writes "Believe it or not, sometimes shit gets in the way of writing stuff for this site--stuff like making a living. So I want to apologize for not updating and for having the bad manners to instead be doing things like making a living and contributing to my personal welfare.

In fact, tonight's the first time in a few days I've had time to even read about what's been going on in Pornville. And of course, a whole lot of nothing's been going on. Man, this business is a fucking bore lately. Won't someone please do something incredibly stupid? How the fuck am I supposed to write about this so-called 'industry' if no one's willing to commit some truly retarded act?

Normally, there's a whole lot of retarded shit going on, but lately it seems everyone's been trying to act, uhmmm, reasonably normal!

I suppose, like some of the other sites, I could fill my column with a bunch of articles that are thinly veiled shills for this one or that one, but that's not me. I could write about my interest in Druids, but I've been there and done that. Some of you might even be interested in knowing that last night one of my testicals was hanging lower than the other--my left nut, to be exact, but I'm really not trying to open up that can of shit again.

I noticed there's a lot of talk about VCA being assimilated by the LFP/Borg Empire, but I called that one weeks ago so there's no writing allure for me there. Rocky Black and his Anarchy Films sent me a press release today about former Sin City Sales Manager, James Melendez, joining Anarchy--and maybe I'll publish that if I really get hard up for shit to fill this collumn with, but right now I really don't give a shit. I noticed lukeford.com removed my link, I don't know what's up with that, I guess advertising space on that site must be at a premium, and since I certainly wasn't contributing any revenue over there, it's gone--not that it really brought any traffic here anyway.

I read that Kevin Blatt agrees with me about Luke Ford being the enemy. My guess is more and more people will come to agree if they haven't already. I've also heard from a number of people who now subscribe to my isolationist attitudes for the jizz bizz. I'm also guessing that more and more people agree with that as well.

I hear some shit hit the fan at Anabolic/Diabolic and the two wildly-successful, hard-core companies are about to split. I also heard that there's trouble in paradise at Dane Productions and that company is about to self-destruct.

I intend to write a review soon of Robby D's first directing effort for Digital Playground. In case you're wondering where I'll be coming from in that review, let me simply say that DP's "Sweet 101," directed by Robby, is a fucking gem. It's like the Cohen Brothers decided to make some smut. I don't know about this Art House Porn shit they keep talking about--but Robby certainly has created something apart from what most of us put out.

Ok, that's it. I'm outa here.





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