Welcome to Simply Jimmy D
   
Search
WARNING · Extreme Adult Content Discretion Advised        
Help Support JimmyD!

Show Me the Money!

EMAIL ME BABY!

Shoe Me the Money!

MAIN MENU
· Home
· Administration
· Search

Visit CREATIVE IMAGE MANAGEMENT
Where Porn Stars Become Movie Stars!

Visit BKMAX
For an Up-Close and Personal Look at Anal Diva Bridgette Kerkove and Her Decadent Friends!

Login
AdminName

Password

Administrator Login.

Visit LITTLE VIXENS
LITTLE VIXENS - Live Video Chat and 1000's of Hot Pics!!!

Visit AVN INSIDER
For the Official Insider News of the Adult Industry

Visit AVN
For the Official OFFICIAL News of the Adult Industry

Visit LUKEFORD
For the Best 'Not Necessarily the News' Look at the Adult Industry

Visit SETGO
For the Best Love/Hate View of the Adult Industry

Visit MIKE SOUTH
For the Best Self-Promoting White Trash Libertarian Hillbilly Take on the Adult Industry

Visit PORNBLOGRAPHY
A Sin Spinner's feverish scrawlings about what else? The skin trade.

Visit SUBVISION FILMS
Porn-Noir at its best! Hosted by the very mysterioso, porn-auteur Slain Wayne.

Visit STUNNING CURVES
The World of Porn and an online radio show too!

Visit TOP PRO TALENT
News and Information About the Best in the Biz!

Visit ADULT DVD TALK
Adult DVD Talk, a community, a consortium, a consumer guide...

Visit FUCKING GOSSIP
FuckingGossip by some FuckingGuy who calls himself Eddie Tour

Visit PORNO NEWS NETWORK
Adult News, pornstars, insider info, and a whole lot more!

Visit XXX PORN TALK
No-Holds-Barred Porn Talk! Not for the politically correct pornster.

Visit INSIDE THE LAIR
Expert columnists take you inside the XXX lair

Visit THE LIBERTY NETWORK
News and Views from the World of Porn

Visit WORTH-A-MILLION
Peak Into the Lives of Porn Stars, Centerfolds, and Amateur Web Models

Visit THE FLOATING WORLD
If all the latest porn news floats your boat, check out The Floating World

Visit TheTImeXXX
For the XXX Time of Your Life, Check Out This Site!

I CALLED -- HE ANSWERED -- BUCCOLINI'S BACK!
_POSTEDON 2002-04-07 18:11:35 by jimmyd

News jimmyd _writes "For any true, long-term Luke Ford fans or readers-- I'm talkin about when Luke Ford was Luke Ford and not some silly computer-geek wannabe pimp--this man needs no introduction. Alas, the world of porn journalism--pornalism I think I'll call if from now on--yes, the world of pornalism has been a barren place without the likes of this man. There may be those of you who do not remember him, or simply never knew of him, but let me assure you, there was a time....a greener, happier time in pornalism, when this man lightened our load and brought smiles to our weary faces. So without further bullshit or adoo, allow me to introduce the one, the only, the fucking man we've missed and wished he'd come back and suddenly here he is, RIGHT HERE ONLY ON SIMPLYJIMMYD.COM...

MR. FRED BUCCOLINI.....





Jimmy,

You're not going to believe this but it's absolutely true. The other night I was sleeping when I heard this strange humming sound. It was a familiar sound, something remeniscient from childhood. It sounded like: "NAAAW, NAAAW, NAAAW." What the fuck? I get up and check the smoke alarm, the alarm clock--zip. The sound...it's coming from...outside. Since I live on the edge of K-Town, I'm thinking maybe there is some celebration going on, some freakin' Korean Holiday and everybody is outside cooking dog and I'm hearing a death cry. Instead of "Woof" I'm hearing a dog version of "NO!" Anyway, I put on my pants and go out to the balcony and I am blinded by a bright red light. I look up and there is a fucking Goodyear Blimp that's flashing a message: WHERE THE FUCK IS FRED BUCCOLINI. Now, the first thing I think about is the missing lottery ticket, the one I misplaced in 1998. There was an unclaimed jackpot of $330 million. I'm thinking, "Hey, my train has arrived and now I have FU money." I was about to turn around and tear up my sofa when I noticed my neighbors Mr. Lee, Mr. Kim, and Mr. Park all point to the other side of the Blimp. They started screaming in broken English: "The Vietcong have arrived!" Now I'm thinking these guys have been eating too much Kimchi when I see the backside of the Blimp and in big white letters the logo: VCA. So it dawns on me that Jimmy D and Russ Hampshire are behind this and they sure as shit must be doing really well because to rent one of these beauties for an hour cost more than the budgets of Sopornos 1 and 2 put together. So here I am my friend at your beckon call.


JimmyD: So Fred, where have you been for three years?

Buccolini: Iíve been waiting patiently for all of those free VCA DVDs you promised me back during the Whitewater era.

JimmyD: Shit man, was that before the Twin Towers?

Buccolini: Umm...Yup.

JimmyD: Before anthrax.....It was a time when people were actually looking for white powder inside envelopes.

Buccolini: Hey...thatís funny. Whereíd you steal that?

JimmyD: Robin Williams.

Buccolini: Doesnít he work for JM Productions?

JimmyD: He did but was fired.

Buccolini: How come?

JimmyD: Funny story. He was at Frys Electronics in Burbank and he noticed that Vivid had quite a display in the DVD section. So, being the head sales guy for Jeff Steward he gets this wacky idea and tries to sell Kmart on putting the Gag Factor series on display in the Dental Hygiene Department. You know, buy some floss and watch Bridgette Kerkove spew. I guess it didnít go over too well. Next thing you know, Kmart files for bankruptcy.




"

 
Related links
· More about News
· News by jimmyd


Most read story in News:
THE AWARD WINNING SKEETER KERKOVE CHECKS IN


Threshold
Comments are owned by the poster. We aren't responsible for their content.

 

This site is Copyright © 2001-2002 Simply Jimmy D.