Boosting the literary and artistic character of this site, my favorite poet--whom I now officially dub, The Porn Bard-- graces the page with his latest slut sonnet.

I'm guessing Alexander's been expending a lot of wrist-action wanking it to Aria Giovanni lately. Is it just me , or does it look like Alex has shaved his chest hair into a heart shape? It could make sense: His poetry is, after all, hopelessly romantic.






"Ode to Web Goodess, Aria Giovanni" by Alexander The Poet, 01.31.03

Each day I go to a lot of pornsites
To the point that it's not funny
And what do I see to my left and right?
It's Aria Giovanni!

I see her hot tits on this one site here,
I see her pussy over there,
On this other site, I see her nice rear,
I see her fuckin' everywhere!

Aria has these pretty striking eyes,
She also has this sexy smile
When I look at her pics, I realize,
That my dick stays hard for a while!

So the next time you decide to browse porn,
Your porn hungry eyes will agree,
That your cock's erection will be reborn...
With, Aria Giovanni!

jimmyd sez: If you're like me, and you can't get enough of Alexander (in spite of how gay that sounds), you can get all you want of the Porn Bard at www.alexanderthepoet.com.




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