I received an email today from the uber porn-agent, Mike Sullivan, alerting me to the fact that he now represents Olivia Del Rio.

It's not unusual for me to receive these sorts of emails from Mike. I am, after all, a director of at least Mike Quasar's renown, which means the Irish agent and Olivia could potentially make some money off of one of my meager assignments.

But in this case, I felt compelled to share a little about Olivia.

I shoot a lot of smut. I've had many, many girls fucking and sucking in front of my lens. Usually, I am fairly immune to what's going on--at least in terms of having substantial quantities of blood suddenly flowing South--ok, maybe it's not THAT substantial a quantity of blood, but you get my meaning.

This, however, was not the case with Olivia Del Rio.

I remember when she first arrived here. I shot her in something--I can't remember what--but what I do remember is the intense, raw sexuality this South American nymph exudes. It was like the room was filled with a sexual atmosphere that was impossible to resist inhaling deeply--it was sexually narcotic!

I think everyone on the crew had wood as this fucking, sucking, Brazilian sex-machine went about her business--moaning and crying out with pleasure in her Portugese tongue. And let me tell you, it ain't easy to shoot a camera with your legs crossed!

So I just wanted to let my porn-peers know, if you haven't had the pleasure of Ms. Del Rio in front of your camera, you might want to try her. I don't think you'll regret it. Maybe even the Porn Bard, Alexander the Poet, will be sufficiently aroused by Ms. Del Rio to write a masturbatory ode to her beauty and undiluted sensuality.

If you want to see more of Olivia, you can visit her website at www.oliviadelrio.com.

And if you don't believe what I'm saying about Olivia Del Rio, here's what my esteemed and renowned colleague, Mike Quasar, has to say about Olivia--

JimmyD-- I wholeheartedly agree with your assessment of the Brazilian queen Olivia Del Rio. I shot her last week and decided right then and there that if I weren't married and if Brazil wasn't teeming with rodents, death squads and transexuals, I'd move there in a heartbeat and give this woman all of my credit cards and assorted PIN numbers. She definitely possesses that certain quality that makes men leave their families and, despite speaking only 9 words of English, she's easier to shoot than 90% of the fluent English speaking American talent. This jaded and desensitized pornographer highly recommends her. -Q

jimmyD sez: Fuck those other guys with their seals of approval, this chic's got both the JimmyD AND Mike Quasar Seals of Approval!




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