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_POSTEDON 2003-02-02 23:18:45 by jimmyd

The Porn Bard jimmyd _writes "I think The Porn Bard is trying to turn this into a literary site. I'm supposing he's been bemoaning Tera Patrick's departure from the biz, and his sadness and despair--as has often been the case with many great poets--has inspired him to write a poem about it.

Here it is:

"The Highly Pushed Monster Of Porn, Tera Patrick" by Alexander The Poet 02.02.03

There's always news about her,
And she makes a lot of people sick
I would still fuck her for sure,
I'm talking about Tera Patrick!

Tera was pushed to the sky,
With the help of Digital Playground
Now DP wants to know why...
Why Tera's never fuckin' around?!

Miss Patrick has a web show,
She's even featured in magazines
Where the fuck is she, I know!
Sucking Evan's cock till it turns green!

Tera Patrick, where are you?
Hiding in a cave with Osama?
DP needs you and me too!...
Quit being Evan's sugar momma!



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