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2 SMART 4 U
_POSTEDON 2003-02-03 10:05:58 by jimmyd |
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 jimmyd _writes "I've titled this little article 2 SMART 4 U because it's a clever and subtle way for me to tie in the title of an upcoming release of mine from Smash Pictures called 2 YOUNG 4 U, even though this article has absolutely nothing to do with my upcoming flick. You see, this way I hope to avoid being accused of being a shill for a company I work for, even though technically I might be shilling in this instance.
And while 2 YOUNG 4 U is a title I hope you all will demand your local video store carries, 2 SMART 4 U refers to the smartest person I know writing about this business, that is, Carly Milne.
I didn't actually think she was so freaking smart until I read her latest column at pornblography.com. You might want to go there and read it for yourself. In fact, I strongly suggest that you do. And I'm not saying I agree with everything the very smart Carly Milne says in this article, but it's definitely a smorgasboard for thought.
Please make special note that I'm not including AVN writers when I make statements that claim Carly is the smartest writer writing about this business. For instance, some AVN writer will be writing a really smart review of my upcoming 2 YOUNG 4 U, and I'm sure that reviewer, along with all the other smart reviewers and writers at AVN are just as smart as Carly, which is why I didn't include them, and which is also why I'm sure they'll be smart enough to write a really, really good review of my upcoming video-ode to youth and lust. But if you consider who's writing about this business, other than AVN writers, myself included, Carly is definitely the smartest.
So go check out her article, "THE ABSOLUTE LAST WORD ON PRIMETIME (FOR REAL)," because it's really smartly written.
And also check out my new release from Smash Pictures, 2 YOUNG 4 U, when it's released because while it might not be the smartest video ever made, it's fairly clever and you can definitely jerk off to it as well. Plus I will probably send a screener to The Porn Bard, Alexander the Poet, in hopes that he will be inspired to write a poem about 2 YOUNG 4 U which will then add a touch of literary class to the flick, and generally upgrade the movie on the overall 'smart meter.'
Having said that, please note that I do not recommend jerking off to Carly's article as that just wouldn't be right!
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